Jokes and Lies @CrystalizedOne

✨👩🏽‍🔬📚🐈 | she/her Joined September 2010

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Mike Birnigglia @MikeBirnigglia

11 months ago

If you offer white people better material conditions, their first response isn’t going to be “wow this is neat!” They’re going to say “okay but do niggers get it too? Because if so, no thanks.”

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Charle @NoSwaggT

11 months ago

When I'm fried and didn't hear a word you said after asking you to repeat it 3 times

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NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB

11 months ago

NO. 19 KENTUCKY TOPS NO. 9 DUKE 😼 The Wildcats take down the Blue Devils in a THRILLER👏

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Jokes and Lies @CrystalizedOne

11 months ago

If Cal was still the coach we would’ve lost

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11 months ago

Let’s gooooooo

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11 months ago

My yelling just scared Nova and now she lookin at me like I’m crazy

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11 months ago

Y’all watching this KY vs Duke game? Get Duke outta here, pls! #BBN

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11 months ago

Saying “I love you” even if you don’t mean it makes the sex better. Both of y’all lying for the greater good >>>

ᵣₑᵢₖₒ @reiko__xx

11 months ago

Saying “I love you” even if you don’t mean it makes the sex better. Both of y’all lying for the greater good >>>

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11 months ago

I’m ready to get stuck in a small Christmas town and fall madly in love with the town’s most eligible bachelor

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victoria @victoriaedel

11 months ago

“unspoken”??? unspoken???

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Jokes and Lies @CrystalizedOne

11 months ago

Just got invited to the 49ers game on Sunday but I need to know where the seats are before I commit. I don’t go to any sporting event unless it’s lower level otherwise I might as well stay home. I can’t see lol