Macho Man Andy Savage @CuboneGoodingJr
I'm an ideas man Joined January 2017-
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@marme193 Yes you can, we have $1 billion
I got the new Pokemon game, and they were like "do you want to check out the hair stylist or the restaurants?" Brother I want to befriend a motorcycle dragon that no one is even sure exists. I want to catch a dog made of bagels and friendship. No I don't want a haircut. Thank you
We're 17 seconds in after 31 episodes of abbott
Legend has it that one day we'll get through the entire episode of home economics that automatically starts after abbot elementary is over
Why is my skin both greasy and dry constantly
@taytrunx Just hungry mostly
Ordering breakfast at a restaurant always feels like taking a test I forgot to study for
I work out to the "songs that get white people lit" playlist
@marme193 I'll doordash you a cardi b and offset meal
@brionnalarsen Don't worry, I made a full recovery
You know it's a good party when everyone is standing in the kitchen
@chapplesworth Everything's bigger in Texas that's why
@jellyjoiner @BuffyTVS This sounds like the tinder bio of a guy that has a red eye filter on his picture
@brionnalarsen That doesn't count though, I was blasted
You ever get a little bit of a scratchy throat and then think about how it is entirely possible that one day you will start to feel bad and then never feel good again? Like you won't even realize yesterday was your last healthy day and you'll never get another? Yeah, me either
@OG_PissyChrissy It's intruding in your thoughts now pal
Didn't get around to it. We'll get em next year
Maybe this is the year I give egg nog a shot
👾 @saramore420
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Dallas Melotopoulos @DMelotpoulos
186 Followers 91 Following NASM CNC - Online Nutrition Coach - Accepting New Clients Now Link Below ⬇️
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علي @ala0555
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Matthew Lesones @MLesones
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Daniel Tran @dantran003
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ClementineKruczynski @MeeeshTater
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Jordan @JT_Lucid
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Ameera Robinson @LookInTheMeera_
444 Followers 296 Following IM NOT UR FUCKIN WHORE .... I love Lindsey
Devin Snoddy @DevinSnoddy
207 Followers 259 Following Photographer. I’m only here to tweet during #SYTYCD season 🤷🏼♀️
Strawbertie 🍓 @babbybertie
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drc @deee_ruthhh
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AFG | bigBEN_44 @big_BEN_44
669 Followers 2K Following https://t.co/As83puv5XY | Active Duty USAF. Holloman AFB Base Ambassador | My cohosts on the @BDTFootball podcast call me Bug.
Olivia Siefert @OGAC45
333 Followers 348 Following Tenacious napper and hot chocolate enthusiast. ATC in my free time.
sansa stark defense a... @lindzcee_
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👾 @saramore420
96 Followers 134 Following
Dallas Melotopoulos @DMelotpoulos
186 Followers 91 Following NASM CNC - Online Nutrition Coach - Accepting New Clients Now Link Below ⬇️
Bridgette👩🏻�... @__PRprincess
188 Followers 234 Following twinkle twinkle little star, take me to the closest bar. (she/her)
dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch
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BILLY TRIPLETT @billyjtriplett
2 Followers 55 Following
danny @monster__rehab
27 Followers 93 Following
The Judgies Podcast @JudgiesPod
3K Followers 83 Following We're Christian, Erika, and Josh. We curate hilarious stories from the internet and judge them. Come be judgy with us! Business Email: [email protected]
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Devon Lohman @LohmanDevon
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Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano
997K Followers 1K Following 🤣 “TERRIFIED” standup special out now! 🎤 “Everything’s Fine” Theater Tour on-sale now!! 📺 Impractical Jokers on *TBS* 🎙️ Hey Babe & Taste Buds Podcasts
Q And Sal @WhatSayYouPod
173K Followers 64 Following Two dudes just asking each other questions. 2013 @Stitcher Award winner for Best New Podcast.
Bryan Johnson @TellEmSteveDave
86K Followers 723 Following Tell 'Em Steve Dave - 3 young idealists, one serviceable podcast. IG: Tellemants https://t.co/GguSCZID2Q
qappwririfi29s 838282 @qieidjxjeueuf7d
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Matthew Lesones @MLesones
29 Followers 47 Following
Pisstian Christian @OG_PissyChrissy
2K Followers 173 Following Honorable judge and host of The Judgies Podcast. Available where ever you listen to podcasts.
Ameera Robinson @LookInTheMeera_
444 Followers 296 Following IM NOT UR FUCKIN WHORE .... I love Lindsey
Strawbertie 🍓 @babbybertie
449 Followers 799 Following Tattooer • Cosmetologist • Photographer • Lover
Devin Snoddy @DevinSnoddy
207 Followers 259 Following Photographer. I’m only here to tweet during #SYTYCD season 🤷🏼♀️
The Indoor Kids @IndoorKids
12K Followers 208 Following Video game podcast hosted by marrIed couple Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) and Emily V Gordon (@emilyvgordon) https://t.co/ZQWwJjIAjE
Coheed and Cambria @Coheed
104K Followers 478 Following We are a band from New York. The Father of Make Believe deluxe is here!
Olivia Siefert @OGAC45
333 Followers 348 Following Tenacious napper and hot chocolate enthusiast. ATC in my free time.
ClementineKruczynski @MeeeshTater
252 Followers 475 Following how you finna shine with all that shade you throw, grow up 🥀
sansa stark defense a... @lindzcee_
324 Followers 576 Following They/Them. I study history and I’m very annoying about it.
Daniel Tran @dantran003
54 Followers 187 Following
Jordan @JT_Lucid
286 Followers 2K Following
AFG | bigBEN_44 @big_BEN_44
669 Followers 2K Following https://t.co/As83puv5XY | Active Duty USAF. Holloman AFB Base Ambassador | My cohosts on the @BDTFootball podcast call me Bug.
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