CucumberError @CucumberError
Alpha Nerd at a University. 2m tall, gay, geek, engaged to @SeanCallinan. Dunedin raised, Wellington based, seems to travel around NZ and AU a bit. cucumbererror.com Wellington, New Zealand Joined September 2010-
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Cool. Cool cool cool. I guess Google scrapes your email data and shares it between your other Google apps. The only Google thing that would know would be my Gmail, which has the AirNZ confirmation emails in it.
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This is how you usually 3D print, right?
Bunnings did the thing!
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I don’t think we needed to go to Lego Masters that quickly.
To err is human. To totally fuck up requires automation. With AI, we can fuck up like never before.
Just downloading a game. The limiting factor is the gigabit network card in my gaming computer. Maybe it’s time for a ‘faster than gigabit’ solution for it.
Hey @radionz, we need to talk about what counts as ‘breaking news’ again. Have a gold star for some of them, a caution triangle for others, and a bit stop sign for the stuff that isn’t news.
Are they trying to work out what shade of red to paint the room?
Are they trying to work out what shade of red to paint the room?
In a some what ironic moment, my @iFixit screw driver broke :(
0-100kmh in <5 seconds, getting used to get rid of garden waste 😂
Hey @onenzofficial @vodafonenz whatever you’re called. Can I have this say something useful, logical and professional?
I want a new iPad, base will do, but if I up the storage, might as well get the Air. But if I’m doing that, I’ll be happier with the pro…. Can’t make up my mind, guess I keep my 9.7” Pro another year…
I want a new iPad, base will do, but if I up the storage, might as well get the Air. But if I’m doing that, I’ll be happier with the pro…. Can’t make up my mind, guess I keep my 9.7” Pro another year…
I’m really starting to dig the look of our conservatory.
This just looks normal to me?
This just looks normal to me?
King Charles also keeps turning lights off on empty rooms. #dadthings.
King Charles also keeps turning lights off on empty rooms. #dadthings.
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