Kitters of Cyprus @CyprusKitters

Hello there Benny! Benny has a sore foot but trotted off after a snack, feeling quite a bit better. 12/10 hope his foot improves over a good restful night.

Meet Shallon. Shallon takes the naps. Shallon lays by the pools. Also Shannon does the shakes. 13/10 approve of the splendid black fur that she wore today.

Meet Lennard. Lennard isn’t the most social, but enjoys long naps, long walks, and a quality conversation over coffee (milk*). 10/10 would would share lunch with Lennard

Meet Sophie. She’s a lady, she likes nice clean balls of yarn and it would be cat-ostrophic if things in her palace were out of order. 11/10 would sweep up the floors for Sophie.

Meet Artemis. Artemis is a trouble maker, specializing in taking yarn from the trunk of your car. Clearly he is fleeing this crime scene here. 11/10 would give him my yarn, free of charge.

Meet UNICAT, the official cat of the University of Nicosia. This catto is so full of love that it acts as a sleep inducing substance. 13/10 will protect and pet during deep slumber.

Disguised as a mop, this doggo used to be on the lookout to cause a major ruckus with friendly cattos. Fortunately exposure has caused him to change his views and love cattos. 12/10 for having an open heart.

Meet Timmy. Timmy would be happy, but he’s been waiting to be served at this restaurant for 56 minutes now. Rightfully salty. 11/10 would tell the waiter to hustle up.

Meet Marcy. She’s a kitter who bleps in her free time, but also enjoys the nibbles. The nibbles on a humans is even more betters. 13/10 will help open a nibbles restaurant.

Meet Goose. Goose is a nervous kitter. He prefers to spend his time alone reading about various warm milk recipes. 11/10 would boop.

Meet Emerald. Emeral likes the attentions. Rt if you also likes the attentions. Anywho, Emerald also has the personality that makes you feel warm inside. 13/10 would put her pic in a heart locket.

Despite his heart warming blep at the end, this boye is not to be trusted. Doggos disturb the peace. -12/10 for being a h*ckin good boye doggo.

Meet Sabre. This kitter could hop right over a meow’ntain. 13/10 will see in the Olympics for Cyprus🇨🇾🏅

Meet Artie. This kittah lives a rough and tumble life style, hence the missing eye. Fortunately he has a comfy chair. 11/10 could stay under my umbrella

Jeremy is a good kittah with a very selective palate. Won’t lick hand without proper seasoning. 12/10 would support in going to culinary school.

Meet Simon. He had impaired vision but still acts like a champ. 13/10 would buy contact lenses.

Meet Beyoncé. She’s got ‘ttude, but also soul. 11/10 would blast on iTunes

Bebe is light on her feet. What a good kitter. 11/10 would be frenz with.

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bonko @og_bonk

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