Charles F Offdensen @DETHCFO
Dethklok’s manager | legal counsel chief financial officer Mordhaus Joined July 2026-
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@YourFavVictoria | He could only smile at this stupidity | Slower with it, it's cognac, not shots that you just down quickly. Give it time, and for god's sake, breathe at least before you so crudely drink it in one go, if it makes you happy
@YourFavVictoria That is it? Hm, don't know if I expected anything else... For this collab to be successful. | after the clink, Charles took a good sip of his drink. Eyes closed, listening for notes in the aroma. Nuts, some fruits in the alcohol notes, making him wonder how was it made o good |
@YourFavVictoria And no speech from you? I was expecting you tonwax eloquent, isn't it, uh, required, before drinking? | He just holds his glass, watching her almost finish her cognac in under a minute, like a barbarian|
@YourFavVictoria I am here, drinking something you... You didn't smuggle it, did you? From your land. I thought it would only be fair I was polite to the one who gifted me such a beauty to my collection. | He offered Victoria her glass, before sitting in his chair and lifting his own glass up |
@YourFavVictoria like sunbeams. The bottle was opened quickly, with trained precision. Charles poured himself a full glass, before taking the second one, looking up at her| Full glass for you, Victoria Mi.. Uh, remind me again, how do I...
@YourFavVictoria That's more than understandable. Cognac, brandy, all others alike require time, free time for, uh, full enjoyment of the drink... Your lifestyle isn't exactly that flexible. | Two glasses were put beside the bottle, reflecting the color of the alcohol directly onto the table,--
@YourFavVictoria with his free hand, before the door of it opens with an old rusty cre-e-eak. Charles then took out and set an old bottle of soviet cognac "отборный" | Armenian cognac was considered one of the best back at your, uh, home, right?
@YourFavVictoria It's hard to remember everyone from day one. I honestly still don't know what's the last name of your manager is... You call him Mark, I call him a nuisance... Just don't tell him that, ok? Ok, uh.. | He kneeled in front of his safe, putting in the code, he hides the pannel --
@YourFavVictoria | Charles seemed slightly offput and confused, his eyebrow quirked at her sudden reaction | Did I... say your last name incorrectly again? What's, uh, what's up with you? | Yet he didn't stop going, leading the way for both |
@YourFavVictoria | Without putting much thought to it, he turns back to his office, only shrugging | Alright, I did what I could. Not going to push it, if you don't feel like it. Goodnight then, ms. Pushnaya
Another uneventful evening passed by. I hope, uh, nothing comes up out of nowhere and I will have exactly 34 minutes to uh, drink alone before bed.
@pl4netp1ss3er It seems that they can also be called viola or violet, if, uh, what I found is correct. If it makes you uncomfortable when I call them pansies, I can just, call them violas?
Pansies, if you mean outdoors flowers. If in a bouqet - then it would, uh, be tulips, probably. I am more used to gifting flowers rather than recieving.
@pl4netp1ss3er Flowers. Garden pansies. You know, colorful little, uh, ones with darker middle part?
@catyygom Happy birthday, Caty. You, uh, are keeping good work, we are proud we hired you. You will, uh, recieve bonus with your next paycheck, spend wisely and have a good day.
@_DONT_LISTEN_ OOC | Yess thank you. Now I can read into it without messing worss up 🥹
Victoria | ⛓️🎼 @EroticismSynth
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Mo 🎨 Dethklok Arti... @DethArtist
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115 @oneonefiveklok
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🕯A.M.A🕯 @_TO_THE_LIES_
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A.C.A🪦🕷🌸🕯... @_DONT_LISTEN_
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METAL MASKED ASSASSIN... @metalreckoning
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Klokateer 44444 @haildeth
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BATKLOWN @BATKLOWN
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115 @oneonefiveklok
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Layla🩷🌼 @LaylaAriti
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Mo 🎨 Dethklok Arti... @DethArtist
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‣ 𒄬 ╱╱ 𝓩�... @dethklokvisual
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🕯A.M.A🕯 @_TO_THE_LIES_
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💜⚖️ | Victoria... @YourFavVictoria
833 Followers 147 Following " 𝕳𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖙 𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖘, 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖉'𝖘 𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖑 𝖌𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖞. 𝕴𝖓𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑 " ˙✧˖°🎹⋆｡ 🎧✮
A.C.A🪦🕷🌸🕯... @_DONT_LISTEN_
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55 Followers 62 Following (RUN BY A MINOR, @R0W4NxXxST4T1C) Best Train Conductor! He/Him!
klokateer 162116 @dethkl0krepair
62 Followers 53 Following or stray. dethklok vehicle mechanic. I will serve my masters to the best of my ability. We are the Gears. Praise blackness.
Charles F. Offdensen @resurgamcfo
689 Followers 300 Following Chief financial officer, legal counsel, and manager of melodic death metal band Dethklok.
METAL MASKED ASSASSIN... @metalreckoning
286 Followers 216 Following I will take them, I will break them. I will claw at their flesh and forsake them.
Snazz Bullets @RHYTHMxSNB
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DR. ROCKZO!!! 🤡�... @COOLESTKLOWN
351 Followers 452 Following THE FAMOUS ROCK-AND-ROLL CLOOOOOOWNNNN!!!!!! I DO K-K-K-COCAAAAAAINEEEE!!!!!!!!!! :o)))))))) (Seriously, dude, a shit ton of cocaine.)
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