Elliott C @DFcade
Joined October 2011-
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As T-Pain sang, 'I in love with the Big Dipper/Ursa minor, and major/I'm in love with the Big Dipper
Ghee, no one ever clarified this, but do you think a ribeye or a porterhouse through the chest is more effective at killing vampires?
My easter bunny name is Chuckles Cuddlesworth. This is remarkably similar to my gaming name. Spooky, chocolate box, spooky.
My nutsack keeps poking out the crotch of my jeans. In related news, I need new pants.
Why is it always raining in Batman's world? He's Bwuce Wain.
Fucks are biologically distributed in a clustered population arrangement. This makes them clustered fucks.
Check your privilege, you've got like, six usable pockets.
It ain't trickin if you got it. (It is trickin if you don't got it.)
Hey trolls, if you don't want me to bring up your mom, don't start talking shit. Tell her sorry I didn't call after last night for me.
I am officially ninth (ie, last) author on a paper still under review for submission. It might be a few years old. I'd like to direct any interview requests to my publicist, thanks.
Sequel to Dexters Lab, wherein his sister opens a legume processing facility: Dee's Nuts
'You're like the James Harden of whacking it. Can finish with either hand, shoot from distance, finishing rate above 50% in the restricted zone. Silky smooth stroke.' 'More like the MJ of masturbating, actually. ...the GOAT.'
What did they call Oscar after he radicalized his political stance? Groucho Marx
Underwear in the clean laundry pile essentially exists in a quantum state. Without looking, there is a seemingly infinite source of clean skivvies. Only by quantifying the remaining pairs does the universe convince that laundry must be done. Socks are similar.
Why did Megaman team up with the Roadrunner? To defeat Dr. Wile E Coyote
Robert Roberson founded which Olympic winter sport? Bob sledding
Joy Robertson @joyann916
4 Followers 23 Following
Idea Dental @ideadentistry
24 Followers 53 Following
sachin gajbhiye @gajbhiyesachin1
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joshua @nicaraguanman
19 Followers 241 Following
Jodie Smith @Jlynne89
49 Followers 264 Following hmm...outside of bouts of randomness, I'll also share my love for videogames, books/comics, tv and travel
Kubricklynch @KubricklynchYT
556 Followers 826 Following I have a youtube channel about film history, specializing in international cinema, art house, and animation. You can find me on Youtube as Kubricklynch.
Briana Cowell @bcowbell
13 Followers 172 Following
Sandeep @Spinn87
117 Followers 339 Following
Lindsay Cade @cadeparade
368 Followers 294 Following Scientist, coder, artist, traveler. Software engineer at @percy_io. She/her
Daniel Nill @DanielNill
165 Followers 199 Following
Kevin Deane @KDeane_
394 Followers 368 Following Webslinger | Analytics with @MattressFirm | #MIZ/#NUexperience grad | Tweets, RT ≠ endorsements, but I'm usually right.
Taylor Grimes @tfgrimes
45 Followers 20 Following
Megan Hanson @magranger
336 Followers 884 Following #Mizzou broadcast journalism & Latin American studies grad working in nonprofit comms. Fan of #MNTwins, coffee & the Amish. I side with Sir Francis Bacon.
B.L. Massey @NderstoodU
85 Followers 498 Following I'm a father, Aquarius, and educator. I talk to my dog and self in Latin. MFA Creative Writing, University of Manchester.
Derek Liang @DerekXL
4 Followers 16 Following
Richie Bernardo @RichieVBernardo
163 Followers 356 Following
Brandon Twichell @brandontwichell
181 Followers 390 Following Traveler, foodie, Mizzou grad. Turn the camera away from yourself and toward the world around you. Views are my own.
Jo @JoDub11
308 Followers 969 Following
SBK @soccersbk
40 Followers 364 Following I just want a job. I'm not smart, I just work hard. Do work son.
Lauren Robertson @laurengracie
80 Followers 188 Following Bye, bye self-respect. I haven't had much of it since you left. I missed out on the best of you...
Linda Waterborg @LindaWaterborg
77 Followers 93 Following
Glow Stick City @GlowstickCity
477 Followers 1K Following Glowstick City is the UK's largest distributor of Glow sticks and other glow in the dark products.
Burk Krohe @B_Krohe
223 Followers 843 Following I'm great at casting hypothetical movies and TV shows. I also write and design things.
SARAH! @SarahonInternet
123 Followers 813 Following So-so but I’ve decided to carry myself like I’m cute
Adam Stillman @adamstillman87
496 Followers 1K Following Director, Strategic Content & Publisher Accounts @CivicScience. Former sportswriter. Proud Mizzou J-School alum. STL native. Pulmonary Embolism survivor.
Briana Cowell @bcowbell
13 Followers 172 Following
Brandon Twichell @brandontwichell
181 Followers 390 Following Traveler, foodie, Mizzou grad. Turn the camera away from yourself and toward the world around you. Views are my own.
PRI1IME (J Spa) @PRI1IME
164 Followers 175 Following #Mizzou MBA grad, #Braves and #ManCity 💙. Sim racer with @MadhausRacing. Dabble in race commentary. National champion Gaelic footballer.
Kevin Deane @KDeane_
394 Followers 368 Following Webslinger | Analytics with @MattressFirm | #MIZ/#NUexperience grad | Tweets, RT ≠ endorsements, but I'm usually right.
ClutchFans @clutchfans
81K Followers 490 Following Diehard and loyal Houston Rockets fans, https://t.co/BFEPFEWrcB has been giving the honest dish since '96. Store: https://t.co/meSM62NHk1
Sandeep @Spinn87
117 Followers 339 Following
i like air @sam_blak777
325 Followers 9 Following
Lindsay Cade @cadeparade
368 Followers 294 Following Scientist, coder, artist, traveler. Software engineer at @percy_io. She/her
Daniel Nill @DanielNill
165 Followers 199 Following
Megan Hanson @magranger
336 Followers 884 Following #Mizzou broadcast journalism & Latin American studies grad working in nonprofit comms. Fan of #MNTwins, coffee & the Amish. I side with Sir Francis Bacon.
RedNinetyFour @RedNinetyFour
23K Followers 441 Following fan account. NOT media. NOT a journalist. NOT credentialed. former TrueHoop Network Red94 blog
Taylor Grimes @tfgrimes
45 Followers 20 Following
Linda Waterborg @LindaWaterborg
77 Followers 93 Following
SBK @soccersbk
40 Followers 364 Following I just want a job. I'm not smart, I just work hard. Do work son.
Lauren Robertson @laurengracie
80 Followers 188 Following Bye, bye self-respect. I haven't had much of it since you left. I missed out on the best of you...
Burk Krohe @B_Krohe
223 Followers 843 Following I'm great at casting hypothetical movies and TV shows. I also write and design things.
SARAH! @SarahonInternet
123 Followers 813 Following So-so but I’ve decided to carry myself like I’m cute
Bill @billincomo
2 Followers 2 Following
B.L. Massey @NderstoodU
85 Followers 498 Following I'm a father, Aquarius, and educator. I talk to my dog and self in Latin. MFA Creative Writing, University of Manchester.
Richie Bernardo @RichieVBernardo
163 Followers 356 Following
Derek Liang @DerekXL
4 Followers 16 Following
Adam Stillman @adamstillman87
496 Followers 1K Following Director, Strategic Content & Publisher Accounts @CivicScience. Former sportswriter. Proud Mizzou J-School alum. STL native. Pulmonary Embolism survivor.You might like
