GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015

We're watching you right now. We are making a list of everyone who applauds inappropriately. You have been warned. Right beside you. Joined July 2015

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GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015

6 years ago

We have had a great Assembly, but we cannot stay for the rally afterwards. Instead, we will be passing out tasers to participants and trusting you to tase yourselves as needed. We're working on the honor system here. #PleaseDontAbuseIt #Abide2019 #SeeYouInLouisville

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GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015

6 years ago

Our rotors are a little wobbly after that sermon. #SpeakTruth #Abide2019

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GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015

6 years ago

We have noticed an increase of heartrates and other vital signs in worship this evening. This is either indicative of an excitement and appreciation for the words of the human speakers, or the convention center hot dogs have gone bad. #HotDiggetyDog #Abide2019

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GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015

6 years ago

Be aware: we have secretly and randomly electrified one of the regional ministers. Good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor! #AShockingBlessing #Abide2019

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GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015

6 years ago

Attention GA Camera Operators: Rev. Del Pilar has been on stage for less than a minute, but you better be on your game. We can already tell he's a mover and a shake and he's not gonna stand still. #Abide2019 #CampbellCon

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GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015

6 years ago

We're not sure what's going on, but the words on the screen don't match what those kids are singing. #Abide2019

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GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015

6 years ago

She gets it. #abide2019

DisciplesLeslieKnope @DisciplesLeslie

6 years ago

She gets it. #abide2019

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GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015

6 years ago

Did you know: the offering buckets are vintage large popcorn buckets from the 2007 General Assembly in Fort Worth? They have served faithfully as collection points for all your sweaty bills through seven GAs. #StayingPower #Abide2019 #Campbellcon

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GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015

6 years ago

At the end of the service, we will be showing a list of all the names of those who have departed... from worship early. We know who you are. #StayTilTheEnd #campbellcon #Abide2019

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GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015

6 years ago

Please stop spreading the rumors that we electrified the child care cages. It is dangerous and the budget would not cover it this year. Those kids could break through the barrier at any time and overwhelm us all. #Abide2019

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GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015

6 years ago

"To find where Jesus abides, the church needs to put on its walking shoes." -Rev. Nancy Growler ... Or its hovering propellers. #amiright #Abide2019

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GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015

6 years ago

If the "air I breathe" seems a little smokies than normal, don't worry. It's just the crowd-calming chemicals we have added to enhance your experience. Nothing at all to worry about. #Abide2019

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GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015

6 years ago

Please remember to wear your GA name tag to wherever you go to worship this morning. It helps us keep track of where you went ... and all of the sinners/slackers who slept in. #ForShame #Abide2019

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GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015

6 years ago

It's interesting that this is probably a very necessary announcement for many Disciples. #Abide2019

Jack Knox @RevJackKnox

6 years ago

It's interesting that this is probably a very necessary announcement for many Disciples. #Abide2019

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GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015

6 years ago

We see you clapping. #StopNow #YoureOnTheList #Abide2019

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GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015

6 years ago

Hey, don't forget to connect to the General Assembly WiFi access point. It's the most secure WiFi available and definitely not being constantly monitored by a swarm of intelligent bots. Definitely not. #Abide2019

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GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015

6 years ago

Yes, the glitches were from the thunder. Not from a swarm of intelligent bots suddenly infiltrating a laughably unsecure network. #ThunderandLightning #Abide2019

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GA Security Drone @DOCSec2015

6 years ago

So this year, we decided to try and disguise ourselves a little better than at past assemblies. After careful research, we determined the best disguise possible was ghost/table cloths. #spooky #Abide2019 #freshlinens