Preston @DOC__preston
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Accidentally took my dogs heartworm medicine and now I can’t stop drooling and barking
Exam season, more like I committed treason in a court of law and now I’m facing 5-10 years in federal prison !
There’s no greater pressure than feeling like you have to jerk it harder than everyone else..
My dad came back and didn’t even bring the fucking milk
Been thinking about pickling my dinky, for preservation purposes of course
Proposed to my girl with a ring made from my nephews kidney stones
i only take half a viagra in effort to get a half chub. chicks dig that shit
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