Dan Beckmann @DSBeckmann
i offend myself New York, NY Joined May 2009-
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New Year's Resolution: Learn to spell "privelege" first try.
My mom's emoji game is consistently en-pointe and I'm still over here like :( :( :(
"What's the fucking point," thought Minnie, as she looked over Pluto's now-lifeless body.
Autocorrect capitalizes the word 'What' every time I type it because I started a sentence with What once so don't let anyone tell you dreams don't come true.
If my autocorrect really wanted to help me, it would change every emoji to 🔥
That moment when you're watching a supremely gross video of naked Louie Anderson having spastic oral relations with a diseased pig but then you realize it's just a picture of you at Christmas.
The best part of every day is those first seconds after waking up before I remember I'm me.
like why make their legs so long if they then need long necks to stick their heads where the food is down by their feet
Just looking at flamingos and realizing there is no god
Went thru the Panama Canal yesterday. Not sure what I was expecting.
My autocorrect just changed "drink" to "drunk." #DigitalIntervention
@realDonaldTrump will never be assassinated because all the people who would assassinate a president are the people who put him in office.
The frequency of the low battery beep of the smoke detector in my apartment is 3250hz. #TheMoreYouKnow
I used to do anything but pay attention in class. Now I spend my free time learning about math. Why is the world so twisted? #ThanksObama
Not giving @violadavis the Oscar would be a crime. It's as good as hers. You heard it here first (Or second, or third...) #Oscars2017
Good4Hopkins @Good4Hopkins
2 Followers 32 Following
Always Cory Anderson,... @coriander_sun
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no context theater pe... @NoTheater
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Miles Neuvirth @MilesN005
173 Followers 702 Following three puppies in a trench coat solving murders on a boat.
Kat Tingum @KatTingum
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kelsey pohl @kelseypohl
256 Followers 271 Following I’m told I’m like James Gandolfini: feared, revered, and gone too soon.
Ian Benjamin @IanBenjamin11
310 Followers 378 Following I'm for anything that gets you through the night.
Rob Carlson @wR3Ck19
7 Followers 135 Following
N. Ann Snider @AnnSnidera1
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Brian Skellenger @TheRealBSkell
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Mike Tober @mike_tober
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Quelle Surprise @glassesonacat
216 Followers 547 Following she/her/they/them I aim to amuse and confuse. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
Alison @wonderland_yoga
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tiffany ꧁99 pours�... @99Pours
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Matt Blackstock 💚 @mrenka0102
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Dustin Valenta @rdvalenta
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Jose @denzokolo
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Nate-O-Potatoe @NateOPotatoe
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Secret Transmission P... @secrettranspod
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Jamaka Young @realMakaTime
31 Followers 214 Following #Election2016 Actors & Actresses Amazing Arts Arts & Culture Arts & Culture Black Community Books Books Business & Finance News Celebrity Celebrity News Food
Corey Ryan Boe @coreyryanboe
31 Followers 78 Following He/Him. Actor/Writer. Opinions are my own. Give blood if you can. The root word of progressive is progress and conservative starts with Con, so, you know.
ahaynssen @ahaynssen
17 Followers 55 Following
Christina Kramarevsk @kramarevsky
17 Followers 54 Following Working in geospatial 3D modelling B.S. Architecture U of M (MN) enjoy DIY and music
Bethany Reinfeld @uroverbudget
259 Followers 714 Following Technical Director for the Theater. I believe in great characters... so I build worlds for characters to come to life in.
Whitney Rhodes @WhitRho
310 Followers 832 Following Some people live day-to-day, I live cup-of-coffee to cup-of-coffee.
Adel mohamed @Adel4idea
17 Followers 193 Following
Sirene @Sirenesopranos
102 Followers 893 Following Classical-crossover vocal duo based in America and Ireland. https://t.co/fMQyby4vWu
Iguana Cafe @IguanaCafeTquah
63 Followers 286 Following The Iguana Cafee is a coffee house with a special ambiance that appeals to a variety of people. We offer excellent coffee, fresh healthy food and great service.
Stage Of Fools @StageOfFoolsTh
21 Followers 174 Following Stage of Fools creates an intimate experience whether the Theater seats 40 or 400. Our goal is keep storytelling first. Connect and discover.
Reflective Batman @dankknight710
274 Followers 818 Following The hero you deserve, not the hero who takes action. Reflective Batman is a reclusive hero who spends his time reflecting if what he's doing makes sense.
Cincinnati Playhouse @CincyPlay
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Angela Haglin @AhelaHaggles
7 Followers 69 Following
Meagan sogge @Meagstarr
39 Followers 170 Following I love theatre, old movies, wine, jazz music, the sun, and dancing until my side hurts.
Sean Doherty @seandoherty
27K Followers 5K Following sad gay tenor for hire. Marcus in Amanda The Adventurer 3 🐑 soon: Spirit Tasting dir. Chris LaMartina. past: TEETH 😈 original music streaming everywhere.
Disney Dreamlight Val... @DisneyDLV
255K Followers 20 Following Welcome to the official #DisneyDreamlightValley X account. ✨ Life-sim adventure game 🎮 #LiveMagically
Polygon @Polygon
1.3M Followers 106 Following Video games, entertainment, and culture. We take the fun stuff seriously.
BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking
50.2M Followers 3 Following Breaking news alerts and updates from the BBC. For news, features, analysis follow @BBCWorld (international) or @BBCNews (UK). Latest sport news @BBCSport.
BBC News (World) @BBCWorld
42.3M Followers 17 Following News, features and analysis from the World's newsroom. Breaking news, follow @BBCBreaking. UK news, @BBCNews. Latest sports news @BBCSport
CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk
60.0M Followers 121 Following Breaking news from CNN Digital. Check @cnn for all things CNN, breaking and more.
CNN @CNN
61.7M Followers 1K Following It’s our job to #GoThere and tell the most difficult stories. For breaking news, follow @CNNBRK and download the CNN app ➡️ https://t.co/7PQD7o6fLw
kelsey pohl @kelseypohl
256 Followers 271 Following I’m told I’m like James Gandolfini: feared, revered, and gone too soon.
Ian Benjamin @IanBenjamin11
310 Followers 378 Following I'm for anything that gets you through the night.
tobyfox @tobyfox
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KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith
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Jeremy Jordan @JeremyMJordan
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SecretsOfGaming @SecretsOfGaming
470 Followers 2 Following
Doug Benson @DougBenson
630K Followers 710 Following Listen to my free podcasts @DougLovesMovies (weekly) & @WIDEWORLD0DOUGS (monthly) https://t.co/mFxyG8q7At for tour dates https://t.co/h5TSWUb4q1
The National Theatre ... @NTCshows
239 Followers 897 Following Educatonal touring theatre company having a blast as we teach, entertain and inspire audiences across the globe.
Emily Bullivant @EmilyBullivant
37 Followers 84 Following I have an innate affection for people whose smiles make their eyes crinkle up.
Emily Fletcher @EmilyFletcher91
221 Followers 463 Following I'm just a girl hoping to meet Daryl Hall & John Oates someday
Ry Doon @RyDoon
88K Followers 2K Following Comedian turned therapist. I stopped looking at twitter due to it being the absolute worst.
NICHOLAS MEGALIS @nicholasmegalis
77K Followers 12K Following prints, shirts and more at link in bio!
Theresa Rowley @theresarowley
526 Followers 393 Following gimme food, gimme water, gimme sumthin to chew gimme food, gimme water, gimme sumthin to do
Sasha Andreev @sasha_andreev
403 Followers 163 Following Actor, Host, Gardener, Food Eater, Couch potato. Expert on @shophq, @HGTV @AETV, some stages, movies and commercials.
Whitney Rhodes @WhitRho
310 Followers 832 Following Some people live day-to-day, I live cup-of-coffee to cup-of-coffee.
sanguine stefani @nolansullivan
191 Followers 301 Following friendly dialysis machine for all your sins
Kurt Bender @kurtdbender
111 Followers 46 Following I just wanna sing. I practiced.... Also I'm not very good at this twitter thing, check out https://t.co/uaK2gMoCT1 or https://t.co/YBkwzoldsY
Always Cory Anderson,... @coriander_sun
152 Followers 928 Following Former minor Duluth celebrity -- He/him
Flip Theatre @FlipTheatre
34 Followers 99 Following
Isabel Thalken @isabel_thalken
412 Followers 409 Following Big fan of the somersault // 80% rootbeer // thumb war champ '08
🥗PuzzlePea🥗 @AliciaReneeSing
227 Followers 418 Following Professional vocalist, donation doodle paintings for GDQ, and recovering junk food addict. PCF Salad Queen 🥗👑. I hugged Prince. Married. She/they 🏳️🌈
Caroline I. @carolineinnerb
181 Followers 454 Following Moon in Cancer, mind in gutter, foot in mouth.
Children's Theatre Co... @ChildrensTheatr
4K Followers 834 Following Children’s Theatre Company is the national leader in producing work for young audiences. Educate. Challenge. Inspire.
Matt Bellamy @MattBellamy
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