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Tweeting fact and joke of our everyday life . Enjoy Reading Where money on twitter goes ? http://t.co/u2mqtlzgsw . Funny tweets Britain Joined January 2013-
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Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
I'm fairly sure that my cute next door neighbor thinks I'm a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter and even in both of her diaries.
They say I have A.D.D. but I think they're full of...oh look a kitty!
Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard.
I don't need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover.
This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.
OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
Please GOD if you cant make me slim, make my friends fat.
I don't get nervous if I'm surrounded by beautiful women. I know they're all too busy hating each other to notice me.
I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head.
Blonde and Brunette r walking on the road.brunette says Look, a dead bird. Blonde looks up in the sky, WHERE, WHERE?
Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fucking expensive.
I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
They say I have A.D.D. but I think they're full of...oh look a kitty!
May the itch of a thousand crabs affect the one who ruins your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
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