Duke de la Ratch @DaHalftymeShow

Just a blogger telling my journey thru this ratchet shit we call life. Follow me on my quest to mental and physical wellness while fighting off bum bitches!! Atlanta, GA Joined March 2017

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Duke de la Ratch @DaHalftymeShow

3 years ago

First DIY project done. I feel accomplished!!

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3 years ago

Everyday I pick up the boys and we ride past our new house. The owner has officially moved out and we finally went in. Needless to say this one is ready for the move!

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3 years ago

It's closing day!!! I'm scared, nervous, and excited!!!

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3 years ago

Why the first time sex scenes in the books be way better than in real life. I ain't telling all of my business but let's just say the Mississippi heat and a big ass blanket in the middle of July ain't the story you want to hear.

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

Ok. Enough for tonight. This was fun. I'll be back tomorrow or so to tell yall about going to the hospital 3 times over the summer. Fun times to tell. Lol.

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Duke de la Ratch @DaHalftymeShow

3 years ago

I'm excited for our next chapter. Can't wait to have our house warming. It will be at the subdivision community house and pool cause these hoa fees and amenities WILL BE USED! Yall can drive past the house, but take your ass back to the community center and pool. Lol.

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Duke de la Ratch @DaHalftymeShow

3 years ago

Shoutout to our realtor though. CJ made so much of the process easier. It only took him showing me 2 houses, my Issac Jay disappointed look and a what the hell is this conversation before he knew exactly what was worth showing. Commission well earned.

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Duke de la Ratch @DaHalftymeShow

3 years ago

The biggest hurdle in the whole home buying process was arguing back and forth with the seller. But she's cutting us a check at closing so I like her now. Meanwhile, homeowners service your HVAC and water heater yearly like you're supposed to.

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Duke de la Ratch @DaHalftymeShow

3 years ago

But what is yall's obsession with white kitchens. Like 85% of the homes we viewed had white kitchens. I originally had NO WHITE KITCHENS on wishlist but that left damn near no homes to view... Though the home we bought doesn't have a white kitchen so win in my book. Lol.

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Duke de la Ratch @DaHalftymeShow

3 years ago

Buying a home isn't as scary as I thought it would be. It was actually a fun process. Exploring different types of homes made me realize I'm more of a "nontraditional this house has character and unique features" type of buyer.

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Duke de la Ratch @DaHalftymeShow

3 years ago

So now that we have been cleared to close on our home, I feel comfortable to talk about the process.

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Duke de la Ratch @DaHalftymeShow

3 years ago

I like coming over here to vent. I think I'm too lost in the Twitter sphere to be relevant.

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Duke de la Ratch @DaHalftymeShow

3 years ago

Monday vs Tuesday. I've been real quiet this summer but there's a testimony that needs to be told. But not today. I'm resting with 2 different antibiotics and oxy running through my body. *insert obligatory Break My Soul lyric*