Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott
Just poopin’. You know how I be. *PARODY* In no way affiliated with NBC. Scranton, PA Joined August 2011-
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She’s not yo ho no mo.
WHERE ARE THE TURTLES
Everybody stay calm. STAY F*CKING CALM!!!
me the entire month of October
when you promise to pay for their college knowing you can’t afford it
every single day
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. - Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scott
the stages of my life so far
THAT IS A $200 PLASMA SCREEN TV YOU JUST KILLED
High School Musical (2006)
I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.
who did this 😭
Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) retweeted
When they’ve never heard of Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration
Dwight, you ignorant slut.
She’s not yo ho no mo.
couldn't be more relevant
Maybe next time you will estimate me.
You don’t know me. You’ve just seen my penis.
Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom roasted.
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WHERE ARE THE TURTLES
Everybody stay calm. STAY F*CKING CALM!!!
when you promise to pay for their college knowing you can’t afford it
every single day
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. - Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scott
High School Musical (2006)
I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.
who did this 😭
Dwight, you ignorant slut.
When they’ve never heard of Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration
She’s not yo ho no mo.
roses are red paper is white
couldn't be more relevant
Maybe next time you will estimate me.
Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom roasted.
why do all the greatest rappers choose to wear an orange beanie
Pam, you failed art school. Boom roasted.
the only Valentine’s cards you’ll ever need 😂
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