Dad Joke Tim @DadJokeTim

Father of 2. Happy to have a beer and talk about Movies, TV, Sport, Music, the MCU, Star Wars or anything besides naps and poop. New Lenox, IL Joined August 2012

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Dad Joke Tim @DadJokeTim

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@emmitonair I want iguodala

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a week ago

@biausa_ Take the back bottom of the 6 and put it at the top of the 4 to make 995

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a week ago

@TimRowe_SOS Hot take Derek Jeter is the most overrated baseball player of all time

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2 weeks ago

@DJTre65 Because Caleb's coach had a timeout

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@MatthewBerryTMR We had 2 games that were decided by the missed field goal. Someone had Mevis and was down by 3.2 at that point(would have gotten 4 points) and the other was up by 2, but would have lost 4 points due to the Bills defense giving up 35+ points.

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2 weeks ago

@brawadis Justin herbert?

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2 weeks ago

@x508__ @AdamSchefter @RapSheet They can't say... my guess is because more than just picks are involved and the team they are trading with needs the player they are dealing to play tomorrow before the trade

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2 weeks ago

@RealSkipBayless

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@Fi77Le

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2 weeks ago

@imthegallant Because he has been repressed for so long

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@uscfan981

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3 weeks ago

@uscfan981 Derek Jeter. Hall of fame, amazing player... but probably not top 10 of his generation

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3 weeks ago

@purplepain_ The Broncos had 2 time outs and there was still the 2 minute warning, they could not have kneeled it out.

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3 weeks ago

@Ok_Cinema0 Se7en

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3 weeks ago

@emmitonair Give me iguodala... jk... amon-ra

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3 weeks ago

@FAmmiranteTFJ Maybe slightly... but... no one is kicking themselves for taking Gibbs 1.01 over Bijan

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3 weeks ago

@WHENESOTA 100% win vs 99.999% chance... which would you rather?

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3 weeks ago

@DrMegaG @wobby I won a fantasy playoff matchup due to kneel downs and I have never felt more shame in my life... went away once I won the championship though

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3 weeks ago

@wobby Bunch of waa babies who lost bets or fantasy points who don't actually care about teams winning and losing and only spreads. Anyone who's day was ruined by this and were so incensed that they had to slam it on social media because it ruined a bet... shouldn' t be betting

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3 weeks ago

@Steezy_Johnson Is his job to score you fantasy points/cover your bet or to win football games. He gave his team a 100% chance of winning with thay selfless players. You kick the ball off you end up giving the other team a chance. Take 100% over 99.9999% any day of the week.