JARED FTW @Dad_Help
I'm quitting Twitter. Bye. Joined July 2014-
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I'm not actually quitting Twitter. Who are you really gonna believe, me or my bio??
It's been 2 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours 14 minutes and 23.7 seconds since dad went to go get those wood screws. He's so silly.
Having to pretend that my son isn't a disappointment. #GrowingUpDad
The perfect name for a son is Tom because Tom rhymes with son.
OTHER DAD TAILGATING OUTSIDE OF HOME DEPOT: This is what 'Merican patriotism is all about, son. [Scarfs down Oscar Mayer Wiener]
@RitaCance @jadynnnn_ sorry, visitation hours ended a long time ago.
[Side kicks train w/his tiny kid-like leg] DAMSEL:is this a joke?I need help or I'm dea- [Train runs her over] DAD-MAN:hi "dea", I'm Dad-Man
[Damsel in distress tied to train tracks] [Mysterious superhero comes to the rescue] I'm Dad-Man & this is my kid side kick! Literally!
And 1 point goes to the Dad community! #GayMarriage #DoubleTheDads
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