Jake Brisco @DaddyDuring
Joined December 2011-
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Only thing worse than your kids having the stomach flu is knowing that they are about to get it. #momhastheplague
I love it when you have a big poopie....if you a true player, throw your diaper in the air - lyrics I just sang to my six month old.
Only need 'poop' to complete the spit up-pissed on-pooped on-barfed on cycle today.
Roll up into day care blasting Rick rozay....leave blasting wheels on the bus
Sorry kid, I spent all your crib money on hookers and blow.
@DamoSpin mr cox, wondering if you can unblock @OldCrankyMan . Apologizes for saying you were too negative.
Hammock, rum and coke and Emily. The royal baby can kiss our ass. #RoyalBaby
Trying to figure out if taking my 18 month old daughter to a jays game is going to be less painful than punching myself in the nuts.
At least she took the time to write on the toilet paper
Parenting: one person follows the kid around and the other person just cleans up the mess left behind.
When people say it gets easier after 3 months, this happens.
What to Expect in the First Year doesn't warn you about 'Your baby will try so hard to poop that she will make herself throw up'
Big day. Kiera decided to take four steps. And then faceplant. Mixture of joy and hilarity.
Daddy daughter trip to EVL. Nothing like watching your daughter stop in the middle of playing to take a massive dump.
To the douchebag in the tapout t shirt who gave his 2 or 3 year old daughter his monster energy drink, you fail life.
Things that keep me up at night: daycare or nanny? Also, chicken fajitas with hot sauce.
'I wonder if the lawn mower is too loud for Kiera in the baby carrier' - things I find me asking myself
When your baby falls asleep, you drive from Halifax to Dartmouth through bedford. #signsyoureontheroad
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