The Nictionary @Dailynictionary
This is an on the spot update of random statements, comments and facts from Nike G************. Follow The Nicktionary Now! Wherever the wittyness goes Joined February 2011-
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So if berk is rhyming slang and it means the rudest word in the English language, it's a shame for alexandra Burke isn't it #unfortunatename
Found the most pointless invention, scented toilet paper. Made my fingers smell which lead to an awkward confusion. What jerk invented this?
What's worse then running out of toilet paper and struggling to find alternatives? Once the cafufle is over seeing a new roll behind you.
The new mactoshiba!!! #justmadeitmoreexpensive http://yfrog.com/khyvtffj
Seth just blurted out "the second the lips touch, the seal starts"
While on the way to the toilet I lost concentration and ended up in the photocopy room...not sure what I thought I would do there but mhhee
I have recently developed the X-man look after wearing a mountaineering bag and getting VERY sun burnt.
Interesting fact. A ship only has one rope, the bell rope, the rest are called sheets.
"I'm 20. It I were clothes, I would be vintage."...vintage has to be expensive.
Watching women's tennis, almost called the police again
pretty gutted right now. Pizza express voucher ran out day before I needed it and got a voucher the day after. Flipin unbelievable
If music be the food of love, I wonder what the drink of love is?
Just slapped a drunk man in the face, so he regained consciousness of course.
The manliest guy I know just threw out a massive homo comment "I got 3 years on you, hun!"
Seth:I have notice that sometime the worst musicians lead the best worship. Me:thanks seth
Just realised that I'm having a conversation with a cat. Don't worry I'm not insane its Kat White
Most of my ginger friends are well read
Dave Hawkins had a rape alarm. He was hopeful.
Lahna actually had to tell us that she doesn't ever sit down and think.
@andycroft86, you are bragging in public about losing 2:1 to me at chess, he has really learn this whole humility thing.
Tom Field @TomField07
2K Followers 162 Following NZ, I love Jesus, music, surfing, Family and Friends
Zandile Nomonde Nhlay... @Zeenhlayisi
13 Followers 60 Following God. ❤️ Strong. ❤️ Beautiful. ❤️ Compassionate. ❤️ Daughter. ❤️ Sister. ❤️ BeD foundation phase student. ❤️ most importantly a mother. ❤️
★RebelWithAReason�... @IAmLeeti
151 Followers 489 Following Simply Limited Edition#enough_said #IAmADelegate
♥BeautifulMzBri♥ @__HeartOfGold
34 Followers 107 Following You were born an original. Don't die a copy. ~John Mason~ #ForeverMsBri, #TeamDmv, #TeamSexLovers **muuuuuaaaaahhhh**
Monica @Monicaoo766
48 Followers 113 Following
#BarbiesWinning2013 @noirbarbie84
84 Followers 566 Following Hey Barbz let me see ya hands, wave to them lab rats hating on you with their friends!!.#Mwah #DntBother #Followbk
mwambu fred @mwambufred
15 Followers 135 Following I am Fred , I love Jesus as my savior, am one of up coming Gospel singer, I look forward 2 Bear Fruits to this new Generation. word of God 4 my heart 2 others
Katie Hodkinson @KMHodkinson
164 Followers 271 Following Ordinand @churchofengland| Passionate about Church for all ages, stages &cultures| Trustee @FollowEmbrace | Guilty pleasures? Puppies, HipHop &reality TV 🤷♀️
16/08/08 -24/04/2013 @chantelle1509
252 Followers 848 Following
Ben Jacobs @JenBacobs
125 Followers 284 Following
. @nelle_mo
707 Followers 480 Following God ✌ | And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom - Anaïs Nin
Tess Enos @tessenos
110 Followers 95 Following live life to it's fullest and don't be afraid of falling sometimes. Instagram: tessenos
Susie Thomas @susie_yeah
24 Followers 104 Following Some people, some naps, some food and I'm happy.
Steph Rayner @stephr92
159 Followers 165 Following
Emma Heddle @emmaheddle
139 Followers 197 Following
Soul Survivor @SoulSurvivorGB
24K Followers 97 FollowingTrends for United States
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