DANE COOK QUOTES @DaneCookQuotes
an account purely of the best dane cook quotes! danecook.com EVERYWHERE Joined June 2010-
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Hey guys. Would anyone like to take over this account? I can't run this and my business. Thanks.
Hey .@Abercrombie can you maybe pump some more of that cologne into the air? I reek so bad my girl think I'm sleeping with you.
During a moment of silence I always want to scream, "WHEN I SAY SHHH YOU SAY SHHH ... SHHH!"
I just washed my hands of a person but accidentally grabbed the door handle on the way out of their life.
dane, what is that? bacon and eggs? noooo. although i could always do bacon and eggs, thats fucking delicious.
@danecook @Dane_Cook @danecookQuotes Hello, HUGE FAN! :-) Would you please RT sodanecook.com real time news, pics, videos?
(at the movies) do you want some treats?
I'm not a big proponent of the saying "let's pound the pavement" while I'm on an airplane. #JustSaying
Everybody gets humpback whales!
Start your day off the holy way with christ chex. alleluia, ALLELUIA.
how do you like me now bizzzznniitttchh.
Ur having a bad day? Well I was in Korea. In having a bad life. So take ur dress of and end this tea party
Don't touch me grandpa! Nana is a cheating whore!
I hear thr nothing fight I get so excited I leave my cart. U never leave your cart.
oh whatd u do this weekend? oh we got high... really? CAUSE I GOT ABDUCTED.
Barack obama ... I feel like he shud be fighting De La Hoya this weekend
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i wish dad checked before he put it down.... slip and bleed in the annnuuusssss. thank god i was wearing that special padding....
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