Daniel @DanielSaidWhat
wood grower. dinosaurs screwing time back. gerbil flinging champion. dissecting owl pellets. certified sphincter bleacher. digital babysitter. Kuala Lumpor Joined October 2009-
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Had Mexican for dinner. Went to Krispy Kreme. Had massive ass explosion, stopped long enough to eat a hot one, then went to shit again.
Harry Twatter and the Prisoner of Ass-kaban.
Harry Twatter and the Order of the Penis. Homo.
Harry Twatter and the Sorcerer's Bone. Where's that one, ass fuck?
I was just informed that I may be the creator of the stranger. Credit taken. 'Ol dead fish hand wins again!
Shooting a .50 cal. rifle in a residential neighborhood is pretty amazing. Waiting for the cops...
As long as it can fit in a Mason jar I'm okay. Anything that utilizes buckets I charge $64.95 a gallon. The party is here.
Let me tell you, in my words, what a black hole is.
D: "Technically black is devoid of colour." S: "What?" D: "You know, devoid, like your credit."
I think I may know where that bald spot on the bottom of your chin came from...
I may or may not have purchased hot dog bubble gum for a "business" man I know. If only it were made with old hot dog water as well. Damn.
Apple, in the past 24 hours, made me creme my pants.
Marvin the Martian = amazing Fred Flinstone = fat-ass with stank feet
What really is the point of farting? The Divine's way of joking? Advanced God-force beings we are; yet no osmosis? Peculiar.
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