Danny Carlson @Danny_Quotes
Funny guy. Has random thoughts. It's where all the cool people go when they want to read everything Danny. dannyquotes.tumblr.com Joined February 2012-
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#WaysToGetOffThePhone chuck it into the river, and if that phone's waterproof, then you're screwed
#YouKnowItsARecession when high school graduates commit crimes because jail is cheaper and more maintained than dorms.
#YouKnowItsARecession when you give a homeless man pennies and he goes, "SCREW YOUUU!" and throws his whiskey bottle towards your face.
Opeth and Mastodon together is the metal equivalent to peanut butter and bloodshed.
Filming video at this moment. My feet are so frost bitten I almost can't feel them. Will be on youtube tomorrow night.
Disney then - Angels in the Outfield. Disney now - Cars 2. Seriously
Buying tickets for Mastodon was like hacking into the government's mainframe.
@mastodonmusic How the heck do I get tickets for the Minnapolis show?!?!?
If you decide to not move to MN because the sports teams suck, then you made a stupid decision.
At Bethel concert, bands should just adopt the At The Drive In post-hardcore sound cause they sound generic. Sons of Levi is still #best
Sons of Levi comeback show tonight @ Bethel Underground! #headbang
Weekend plans: Friday - Nothing, Saturday - Make video, Sunday - Study like crazy
Sleepy-time tea is the Sandman's tears after his ex-wife took over half of his grains of sand.
Mass Effect 3 is going to be so over-rated for such a poorly made game that it's gonna give Call of Duty a run for its money #Overratedshit
Grocery Stores and Why They Are Bizarro World Incarnate - I have to go to grocery stores many times now that... tmblr.co/ZBqErvHKDUC1
Why is America #1?: youtu.be/7wAcj7fFQYU via @youtube
Wonder Showzen - Slaves ! {HD}: youtu.be/q-KUbflnMEs via @youtube
TV show took two and half hours because the band didn't showed up on time. #really?
Focus on U shooting tonight! Watch this episode on channel 119 at 9am, 5pm, and 9pm
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