Datchet Chat @DatchetChat
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Nice to see former Datchet St Mary's head Jean Pinkerton get an OBE in B'day honours. Richly deserved.
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Diary date: a quick reminder for all those workers in the village; it's the weekend, you can go back to bed
Paint your outside shed the colour of unhappiness to avoid stray eagles nesting in its eaves
Much like the Mayan's our calendar is also about to run out. Hopefully a trip to The Bridge can help us avoid another apocalypse
Dairylea slices makes a great alternative bookmark unless you're using a Kindle
Stop your cats catching fleas by spraying them regularly with Agent Orange mixed with a little strawberry compote
Have a sensitive issue to deal with? Why not get one of the ass clowns from @RBWM to blunder in & offend everyone in the room?
A reminder to all Datchet residents: shamanic dance classes on the rec have been cancelled because of disruption to planes arriving at H'row
Stop migrating unicorns ruining your hedgerows by sprinkling ground Yellow Jessamine root on the leaves
Eton End School isn't doing anything of note but we like to name check it to create the perception that it's the only school in the village
Discoloured light switches can be reinvigorated by mixing a few drops of vinegar with a dash of ennui. Turn the fuse box off before applying
Any residents interested in forming a lynch mob should turn up at St Mary's school 7pm tomorrow night. Pitchforks and torches supplied
Ninjutsu classes for the over 70s start again in the New Year. Every Tuesday morning at the Scout Hut. Bring your own shobo
Save squeezed lemon halves. Dried out in the pantry, their petrified husks make ideal tea light holders
A big thanks to all that turned out to help reduce the cost of the #Xmas tree lighting by rewiring the street lamps on the Green
Now's the perfect time to ensure next year's daffs bloom beautifully by fertilising the soil with some dried infant tears
Excited by Windsor Theatre Royal's decision to scrap the panto in favour of gritty vegan one-man Xmas show #JackandTheBeansTalk
RT @RBWM Thanks to eating high number of critters RB's weekly waste and recycling service is awarded grant of £566bn ow.ly/fOgDy
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