I joined Costco today to buy one item. Just. One. Item. I didn’t even make it past the first display on the other side of the welcome door. Toothpaste. The kind I like. $25 for five packs. I left with $500 worth of items. They sell gas. The line was so long it looked like what I see when I’m covering a hurricane and the storm is about to make landfall and people are scrambling to get the last bit of fuel. Is Costco giving it away for free? 😳 The shopping cart was so big I could’ve slept in it. I pulled into the parking lot and thought there was a concert I wasn’t aware of. I needed to get in and out. I was in there for an hour and 20 minutes. This is not normal behavior. 🤣
I just told my partner: Babe, I joined Costco today. His response wow you really are middle-aged woman.
And then, I told him: babe, I added you to the account. All you have to do is go take your picture and you’ll get a membership card. He replied: thank you, I’m good.
@DavidBegnaud Oh David. No you're not. You are an informed consumer. Have to ask, did u see any dark chocolate Peppermint Bark today?
@DavidBegnaud The trick is to go 30 minutes before closing so you go in and get what you went for and don’t have time to cruise the aisles!
@DavidBegnaud Thanks for sharing, that is funny as hell/
@DavidBegnaud But Jeremy will benefit from all the mega sized jumbo goodies and snacks.. not to mention the giant cheesecakes!
@DavidBegnaud This whole thread made me chuckle. Welcome to the club, David! (Psst, sometimes they give out free samples!)
@DavidBegnaud It’s ok David I am a middle aged woman and I’m the one who goes to Costco to get my hubby his chain saw oil and everything else 😵💫🙄🤣😂🤣
@DavidBegnaud My husband and I are seniors & used to enjoy shopping at Costco. But now with our disabilities, it’s too hard to navigate the giant store & the long lines. But, lots of good deals there & you never know what you’re going to find.