🎗 MOGGY 🎗 @DavidMoggy

No More Alcohol, 13.01.24. Still time for a laugh, a swear and obviously THE FUCKIN ARSENAL Joined June 2012

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🎗 MOGGY 🎗 @DavidMoggy

3 days ago

Is all I have to say is "UP THE FUCKIN ARSENAL: NIGHT NIGHT

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Well, I have to say folks, today is 100 days dry. Not going to pretend it has been easy, it's included a lot of ups and down, tears and laughter. This is just the start,. Have a great day my friends ☕️

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2 weeks ago

UP THE FUCKIN ARSENAL

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2 weeks ago

I launched a series of books aimed at teenagers last week. Managed to hit three of the little shits...

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2 weeks ago

Quite, relaxing, walk by the Cut

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2 weeks ago

UP THE FUCKIN ARSENAL

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🎗 MOGGY 🎗 @DavidMoggy

2 weeks ago

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost.

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2 weeks ago

With all these councils struggling for money, in an attempt to save cash Eastbourne Council have decided not to fund the Punch and Judy show on the beach this year.... That's the way to do it.

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🎗 MOGGY 🎗 @DavidMoggy

2 weeks ago

My fiancee and I wanted to get married in the library. Unfortunately, they said they were all booked up.

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2 weeks ago

Just purchased an original Van Gogh coffee table. I know it's an original because there's a bit of veneer missing.

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🎗 MOGGY 🎗 @DavidMoggy

2 weeks ago

93 days clean/sober, can actually say I'm shocked and proud of myself. Turn a bad into a good 👍

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3 weeks ago

So you lot of Technophobes, which new Samsung is the best out there, I'm up for renewal and need some advice.

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🎗 MOGGY 🎗 @DavidMoggy

3 weeks ago

I've got quite good at ventriloquism. Scared the shit out of my gynaecologist today...

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🎗 MOGGY 🎗 @DavidMoggy

3 weeks ago

Just seen the headliners have been announced for Glastonbury & it made me remember a few years ago when me & my mate were climbing over the fence at Glastonbury Festival.... But unfortunately the fuckin Security collared us and made us go back and watch the rest of Coldplay 😭

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3 weeks ago

I attended one of those self-help seminars & the influencer asked the room what advice would you give to your 16-year old self? I said - "Never have a wank with your mum's used knickers after she's eaten a vindaloo"

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🎗 MOGGY 🎗 @DavidMoggy

4 weeks ago

'Never forget the true meaning of Easter' The Archbishop of Cadbury.

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🎗 MOGGY 🎗 @DavidMoggy

a month ago

Lovely Afternoon with my little Girl, stuffed myself full of shite stuff. Sat and watched The Arsenal together, been a long time since we watched together ❤️ Time for bed now, look after each other, life isn't a game, so enjoy what you have. Night All 😘

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a month ago

Cheese & Biscuits, Candles are coming towards the end, Hot Chocolate polished off. New fresh bed calling my name, God, how my life's has flipped over. And I wouldn't change a single thing.