Death's Blog @DeathsBlog
I am Death.Everything I write is one hundred percent autobiographical. The Afterlife is a 'hoot' death-sentences.blogspot.com The Afterlife/ New York City Joined May 2009-
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Just returned from Abe Lincoln's reincarnation extravaganza. God and I took a "selfie."
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Finishing my book:"Do Dead People Get Bunions? And 100 More Questions You Always Wanted to Know,but Were Afraid to Ask About the Afterlife"
Political scandal in Heaven: candidate Max Bain accused by three former female employees of touching their halos inappropriately.
Death's Blog October 2010 Mail: http://bit.ly/9QzjPD
Death's Blog: FAQs "Send A Salami to Someone in the Afterlife" http://tiny.cc/cpl3z
Raising awareness with new "brush with Death" dental hygiene ad campaign. Harsh fact: 1 out of 8 people I killed last year had gingivitis
Experiment called off after mere 72 hours. If i show up to kill you tomorrow, I will no longer be accompanied by a Merengue band.
Date last night ran out in horror midway through dinner.Totally misinterpreted what I meant when I said I couldn't wait to meet her parents.
Therapist suggests I take a bunch of people I'm scheduled to kill today & kill them tomorrow instead,in order to allow for some "me" time.
To the angry woman I just broke up with... I tried to answer before you stormed out:Yes,I think a scythe can keep you warm on a lonely night
Almost done reading Gunther's,"Death be Not Proud" Feeling a little low on self esteem.
Finished reading"what color is your scythe?"Starting to think I'd be happier and more fufilled if I'd chosen a career killing civil servants
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