Decoding Commercials @DecodingAds
Telling You The Real Meaning Behind Popular Commercials. Written By An Advertising Executive, So I Know What Advertising Executives Want You To Think. Joined January 2013-
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CAPTAIN MORGAN: Get a designated driver even though we know you are Likely drinking in your house alone.
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HANSEL & GRETEL: We know you vaguely remember these characters from childhood and hope you pay $12 because GRETEL has nice tits now.
DODGE DART: We know you can't afford a luxury sports car, but don't worry... the Dodge Dart gives you same feeling for cheap.
TACO BELL: We know you're uncomfortable at parties and nervous people won't speak to you.Bring a Taco Bell box and make friends immediately
HYUNDAI: "Don't tell mom". We know your life is boring and without adventure, but a Hyundai will change all of that. Get one or stay dull
#CountOnKobe: Kobe Bryant has shoes that are like snakes. Serious, Clark?
NBA Cares: The NBA doesn't care that there is NO parity in league competition, but realize that Dwayne Wade reads to kids once a year.
State Farm: Chris Paul is your friend.The joke isn't that good, but at least it'seye-catching to see Chris Paul in a silly mustache. Niener
Identity Thief (Movie):This movie had a more clever title, but we changed it to 'Identity Thief' so you never have to wonder what it's about
AIG: We have a huge image crisis, so here is a montage of people (that our stupid audience identifies with) that will make you like us.
DirecTV: We know you watch too much fucking TV, and it's frustrating when you can't tape it all. Buy us, tape fucking everything.
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