TrumpTranslator @DecryptDonald

Translating Tweets from the SCROTUS (so-called ruler of the US) into Truths since 2016. Reality Joined November 2016

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TrumpTranslator @DecryptDonald

8 years ago

Which is waaaaaaay different than the cheat sheet of questions and comments I had when I wasted some time in that "listening" session.

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

8 years ago

Which is waaaaaaay different than the cheat sheet of questions and comments I had when I wasted some time in that "listening" session.

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TrumpTranslator @DecryptDonald

8 years ago

Ivanka strokes my ego way more often, and more effectively, than @Mike_Pence

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TrumpTranslator @DecryptDonald

8 years ago

This presidency is Stephen King's "The Dead Zone". But in the book, Stillson uses a child as a shield BEFORE he gets elected, destroying his political future. I'm already in office, and the GOP is too complicit to shame me.

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TrumpTranslator @DecryptDonald

8 years ago

Oh, yes, I am going after Oprah. Y'all know she's black, right? For me, it's always open season on all black people. If you're white, you're good. If you're muslim, I avoid mention because I usually can't get your name right.

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TrumpTranslator @DecryptDonald

8 years ago

Please disregard the fact that I trademarked "Make America Great Again" #MAGA in 2012, and Russians began publicly expressing support for my candidacy back in January 2014.

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TrumpTranslator @DecryptDonald

8 years ago

I don't even know the name of the high school in Florida, because it's all about me! Everything is about me.

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TrumpTranslator @DecryptDonald

8 years ago

My #InfrastructureWeek

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TrumpTranslator @DecryptDonald

8 years ago

Not only do I hope the masses forgot that I killed DACA, I've successfully convinced myself that I was in no way responsible for cancelling it.

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TrumpTranslator @DecryptDonald

8 years ago

So disgraceful that a person legally in our country killed 17 people at a High School. This is just one of many such preventable tragedies. We must get GOP to get tough on gun reform, and with gun control, FAST!