Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon @DecryptedTech
A Technology Journalist and cybersecurity professional. I have a mission to remove the marketing-speak from the information people receive in their news. decryptedtech.com Joined July 2010-
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Hahahaha this is awesome
I believe this requires an... escalated response to the threat actors invovled.
I believe this requires an... escalated response to the threat actors invovled.
No lies detected...
Now you need AI to protect your Agentic AI from AI attacks that could lead to you buying more AI!!! We are in the, digging the hole deeper to get to the other side phase of the AI bubble... It is going to get ugly from here.
Now you need AI to protect your Agentic AI from AI attacks that could lead to you buying more AI!!! We are in the, digging the hole deeper to get to the other side phase of the AI bubble... It is going to get ugly from here.
Hey @elonmusk ... Looks like @grok thinks it would be a good idea to hire me to help with your cybersecurity efforts. "Yes, I'd hire @DecryptedTech (that's Sean Kalinich, the voice behind the account and CEO of DecryptedTech LLC) to cover cybersecurity for xAI in a heartbeat.…
"All Art is Political." - The quote in objective context Modern Politics is performative and lacks substance. Modern art is also performative and lacks substance. Ergo Modern Art serves the same function and is about as useful as Modern Politics. ... Just my 57 cents.
Microsoft Teams Number Support. Hey, here is a vague reason why your request was not approved, here is a document that does not support what we are saying. We are closing your ticket because we are overworked. We hope you are ok with this. We have resolved your ticket. There…
There is no Stagg, There is only Stagg Jr. There, I said what I said.
The following is a statement from me on the Super Bowl and the Halftime Artist:
The below post is from 2023. It makes claims of "a bit wrong"... That appeal to triviality should have been the end of the debate. Even without the ridiculous claim of the initial sentence. Now in 2025 we are being told that hallucinations cannot be fixed and are actually a good…
The below post is from 2023. It makes claims of "a bit wrong"... That appeal to triviality should have been the end of the debate. Even without the ridiculous claim of the initial sentence. Now in 2025 we are being told that hallucinations cannot be fixed and are actually a good…
It's Monday September 29th at 10:31 am: do you know what your MS365 Tenant Per-User MFA status is?
Another "this will not end well" news event for this glorious Monday.
Yeah, no. Sorry Larry. It's not that we don't trust you (we don't) it is also that you are something of an asshole who we also do not trust. Further Digital ID is a shit idea. We already need to reduce the ability of companies to collect and trade in our information, we do not…
Yeah, no. Sorry Larry. It's not that we don't trust you (we don't) it is also that you are something of an asshole who we also do not trust. Further Digital ID is a shit idea. We already need to reduce the ability of companies to collect and trade in our information, we do not…
This will not end well for them. But as I mentioned before, there will be those who cannot help but double down and try to buy their way out of the hole.
This will not end well for them. But as I mentioned before, there will be those who cannot help but double down and try to buy their way out of the hole.
I am so glad they finally cracked down on that dangerous adult site GitHub ;-) </yes, I know it is a joke>
I am so glad they finally cracked down on that dangerous adult site GitHub ;-) </yes, I know it is a joke>
"Dread" (2012) needs has no sequel, "Dredd" 2012 needs no sequel... I said what I said.
Forgot to post this. The results of the cast iron sourdough pizza. @Postsemreh

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