Oliver Long @DefinitelyLong

Comedy couple with @irish_303 Comedy writer, ribbon husband, Ordained minister, BJJ Black Belt, father of two. My favorite fruit is low hanging... Texas Joined September 2018

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Oliver Long @DefinitelyLong

5 months ago

I feel like putting an elipses in a menopause joke is just wrong... #comedywriting

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Oliver Long @DefinitelyLong

2 years ago

I need more dads who want to do things with little kids...um, let me rephrase that. I need more dads with little kids who want to do things...that's better. #phrasing

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Oliver Long @DefinitelyLong

3 years ago

Fuck the Phillys, we like Swishas here in Houston!

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Oliver Long @DefinitelyLong

3 years ago

I want to open a food truck called "Eat A Little Ass" and serve the best burritos around... #Entrepreneurship #letsstartabusiness #soundsyummy #HablaEspañol

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A bestie @Irish_303 doesn't want to be boosted bc he is shy. Unfortunately for him, I am also an empathetic annoying Aries who doesn't follow directions. I had 200 followers once. Didn't we all? Calling on my big account followers to remember and RT! You were there! Do it!

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zach reinert @zachreinert0

3 years ago

Alcoholism is no joke. Unless you walk into the bar with a priest, a rabbi, or possibly a horse

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Oliver Long @DefinitelyLong

3 years ago

One thing I've gathered from listening to Dexys Midnight Runners is that you tend to have to be assertive with girls named Eileen... #satiricallyofcourse

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Oliver Long @DefinitelyLong

3 years ago

Got a craving for a Choco Taco? Find yourself a girl who wipes back-to-front. #followmeformorelifehacks

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Oliver Long @DefinitelyLong

3 years ago

I bet if we classified abortion as a war America wouldn't be all Gung ho about pulling out...

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Oliver Long @DefinitelyLong

3 years ago

Hey, America, FUCK YOU...but not too hard, lord knows we would hate for you to get pregnant. You can barely take care of your current kids.

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ChadLindberg @ChadLindberg

3 years ago

RT this for absolutely no good reason at all.

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Oliver Long @DefinitelyLong

3 years ago

My 8yo son: "Hey Dad, turn on the radio" Me: "Sure bud, let's see what's on..." 😳

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Oliver Long @DefinitelyLong

4 years ago

Will over here treating Jada like Fight Club...dont talk about her, just do her.

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Oliver Long @DefinitelyLong

4 years ago

I'm pretty sure August hit Jada harder than Will hit Chris...

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Oliver Long @DefinitelyLong

4 years ago

Will Smith out here showing Chris Rock how to live that Fresh Prints life. #Oscars2022

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Oliver Long @DefinitelyLong

4 years ago

Oscar's 2022: Stars hit the red carpet..and some hit Chris Rock.

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Oliver Long @DefinitelyLong

4 years ago

With all the craziness going on, I'm here to give a little bit of props to Will Smith. It's good to see a man set boundaries. For Will, keep his wifes name out your mouth...but throw your dick in the mix and it's fair game. #knowyourworth #boundaries