David @DefinitiveDave

In a world full of loudmouth idiots, I'm a quiet one. Ohio Joined October 2009

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Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians

a day ago

Happy birthday to our sweet prince, the 🐐! #GuardsBall

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Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians

2 days ago

(P)etey (H)alpin - (P)ower (H)itter #GuardsBall | #StandGuard

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SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL

2 days ago

Keep in mind Watson hasn’t had a game with 200+ Passing Yards & 2 TDs since Week 9 of 2023. unreal

SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL

2 days ago

Deshaun Watson: “I think the media has an expectation that I’m supposed to throw 400 yards and 5 TDs every week.” (@MaryKayCabot)

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What a pretentious little twerp. Bro, you can't even throw a 300 yard passing game, no one expects you to be a superstar, they expect you to not be a fucking ass clown. Brissett and Mac Jones did it multiple times last season and aren't getting a quarter of a billion dollars.

Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL

2 days ago

Deshaun Watson on if he needs to have a big game to start in first Browns' home game this season, via @MaryKayCabot: "I think the media has this expectation that I'm supposed to throw 400 yards and 5 touchdowns every week."

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David @DefinitiveDave

3 days ago

@David_Slivka NOOOOO! THEY DON'T HAVE ROCCHIO!

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Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate

4 days ago

9 Big Macs in and I have hit a wall Not a good time for little kids to start asking Ronald McDonald for a photo

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SleeperGuardians @SleeperGuards

4 days ago

9 years ago today, the Cleveland Indians won their 22nd consecutive game, setting the American League record for the longest winning streak. One of the greatest runs in sports history. #GuardsBall

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Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports

5 days ago

Jo Adell!! 116.8 mph! That’s Cleveland’s hardest-hit home run under Statcast (2015) and their second-hardest hit ball of any kind behind a 117.2 mph Jhonkensy Noel single 4/13/25

Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians

5 days ago

If Adell can do this, imagine what a Mac could do. 😳 #GuardsBall

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Barstool Cleveland @BS_Cleveland

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David @DefinitiveDave

6 days ago

As a 37 year old who isn't always down on the latest lingo, this is how I came to understand "mogging."

Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate

6 days ago

Brutus just EMASCULATED the Texas mascot in a push-up contest on national television

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Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis

a week ago

The undisputed greatest first-pitch of all-time.

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MACtion @MACSports

a week ago

Official Statement Regarding Western Michigan - Michigan Football Game 🗒️: bit.ly/4cxOiYH

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David @DefinitiveDave

a week ago

I'm sorry, M. Night and Nicholas Sparks!? I have to see this, right?

DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm

a week ago

First trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's ‘REMAIN’, starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Phoebe Dynevor. The thriller follows a man who moves to a coastal town & is pulled into a deadly mystery by a supernatural woman. In theaters on February 14, 2027.

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Stathole @Statholesports

2 weeks ago

I found 175 college football field storms since 2019. No team had a sadder storm field than Michigan (-27.5) last night and Michigan holds two of the three saddest field storms. (Will continue to chart more field storms in prior years. This is my new quest)

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David @DefinitiveDave

2 weeks ago

For the rest of this season, any time a MAC team beats another MAC team, the fans should storming the field and call it a "Wolverine Upset."

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Brian Fagan @bdfagan

2 weeks ago

Remarkable statistic: Prior to Western Michigan, college football teams were 110,352 - 0 when leading after the end of regulation, dating back to 1869.

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David @DefinitiveDave

2 weeks ago

Michigan fans storming the field after eking out a win (with the help of the refs) against a MAC team is more embarrassing than if they had just lost.