Rascal @DetectiveRascal

25/He/Him. Australian. Australia Joined September 2017

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XenoGenic @XenoGenicYT

3 years ago

Well done Australia! #ScomoNoMo #AusPol2022

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Rascal @DetectiveRascal

5 years ago

I love it when elections happen because the entire household just starts gushing about Antony Green. We are an Antony Green household first and foremost.

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Rascal @DetectiveRascal

6 years ago

If you give me the opportunity to make a spreadsheet, I will jump on it. I love those things

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Rascal @DetectiveRascal

7 years ago

My cats FINALLY realized that the hidy-hole that I made for them in my bookshelves is actually theirs and now my bed is free. Finally my place to sleep is actually mine. I've reclaimed my space.

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Rascal @DetectiveRascal

7 years ago

This is the future of Australian cinema, ladies, gentleman, and the folks in-between. #gronkfest #TAFE youtu.be/HjP_K0lzp8Y

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Rascal @DetectiveRascal

7 years ago

It's Friday night and there WILL be a matching band consisting of ONLY drums. You cannot stop them, they're loose and drumming

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Sometimes you get absolute shite parents. If that's the case, just get new ones! 19.99 on this weekend's sale, or if you go deep enough into the bush you'll find a pair of folks who'll love, cherish, and be proud of you for absolutely free!

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Rascal @DetectiveRascal

7 years ago

THE MOST DRAMATIC 80's song just came on in the cinema and I feel like a teenage protagonist in an adventure vampire movie

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Rascal @DetectiveRascal

7 years ago

I recorded myself for a minute and half while making constant monster noises for homework, and now I need a lie down.

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Rascal @DetectiveRascal

7 years ago

If the mechanism doesn't follow the age-old truth of "Righty tighty, lefty loosey" then the mechanism is wrong

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Rascal @DetectiveRascal

7 years ago

"The Doctors aren't Vampires Devin" of course the doctors aren't the vampires, it's the NURSES who are the vampires. I have gone over this already, look at my corkboard again

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Rascal @DetectiveRascal

7 years ago

Me: I have what the kids call... Anxiety My 60 yr old Doctor: Devin, I'm the one telling you that. Me: Hmm My Doctor: Also you're 19 you're not that old yet