Dev @DevTwoThousand

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Dev @DevTwoThousand

2 days ago

Getting into Shmups is a mistake, there's always more, you always want all of them, their legacy is too large, you will never catch up, you're €12.000.000 in debt, you got an arcade cabinet in the kitchen cause there's no space elsewhere, it's over.

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Dev @DevTwoThousand

3 days ago

If you aren't reading Akane-Banashi you are losing, that's it, lower bracket immediately, life on the back foot brother, that's you, you did that to yourself.

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4 days ago

Anybody else miss getting death threats on Games for Windows Live after losing with El Fuerte?

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Dev @DevTwoThousand

a week ago

Man, in 2025 everything has gone wrong or downhill for me. It's impressive the rate at which "Well, at least I still-" get turned into "no you don't." It's like Moore's Law for small scale suffering. Oh well, nothing a loose suitcase with 10 million untraceable dollars won't fix

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Dev @DevTwoThousand

a week ago

I love when a game deems my choice objectively correct.

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2 weeks ago

Kinda messed up that I can walk up to any odd person in the FGC, say "Ken vs Terry." and now they gotta guess which fucking game I'm even talking about.

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Dev @DevTwoThousand

2 weeks ago

Ratatan early access is good, is it perfect? Not yet, but it's much improved from the demo, which I already enjoyed. Bosses aren't tedious anymore, the pacing is much better, upgrades both temporary and permanent are felt. Different but definitely familiar to Patapon. :)

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2 weeks ago

Man, the new manufacturers in Borderlands 4 go crazy. They really said "What if we add Samus' charged shot to a sniper rifle?" and hit it out into the stratosphere with that one. This game'll be so sick once it stops having a 30% chance of crashing every time I double jump.

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Dev @DevTwoThousand

2 weeks ago

"League of Legends will open" is a lethal threat

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2 weeks ago

Why is every job vacancy written by ChatGPT with the number of a person attached that has no idea that it even exists without answer to any question you have, man? It's tiring. Grim even. Simply be born rich, is my advice. Don't ever have a need for work, actually.

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Dev @DevTwoThousand

3 weeks ago

Watched Demon Slayer Infinity Castle. Reasonable crashout.

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Dev @DevTwoThousand

3 weeks ago

Something about living your life in a way that lets people mourn you without asterisk or qualifying statement.

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Dev @DevTwoThousand

3 weeks ago

Gave a quick archery workshop tonight cause I was available and some friends were coming. Fellas, I received my first standing ovation today. (There were no chairs, but we take those.) It's the little things, man. It feels so stupid, but it did actually really hit me LMAO.

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Dev @DevTwoThousand

3 weeks ago

Did you know the game is called Super Monkey Ball, because the Monkey is inside of the Ball?

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Dev @DevTwoThousand

3 weeks ago

In memory of Haru Urara, I will also eat 2,500KG of rye grass.

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Dev @DevTwoThousand

3 weeks ago

Me from last week was so fuckin confident I was gonna travel an hour back and forth 6 days in a row and said yes to meetings and obligations so willingly. I'm still gonna do it, but that motherfucker does not know me, I do not claim his dumbass. In fact, I'm glad he's dead.