Devilish Problems @DevilishProblem
Sarcasm. It’s not just for breakfast anymore. Joined May 2012-
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Sometimes I buy new dishes to avoid washing the dirty ones.
Sometimes i wonder why I'm so nice to some people when the devil in me is planning to stab them fifty times with a blunt object.
When I say "What?", it's not because I didn't hear you. I'm just giving you the opportunity to change what you said.
The world wouldn't need Anger Management if we had Stupidity Management.
A girl should be allowed one "get out of jail free card" for accidentally slapping the snot out of the chick that messed with her guy.
The first time you meet me, you'll think I'm crazy. The second time will confirm your suspicions.
If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.
Be careful, my sarcasm switch gets stuck in the on position...a lot.
I am absolutely positive I am going to offend someone today. Is it your lucky day?
How about you fix yourself instead of breaking me... That sounds more like a plan.
I have given up the search for reality; now I am just looking for a good fantasy. Any takers?
I had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
The main difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that the optimist is happy and the pessimist is right.
Stupid people are everywhere, it's like trying to dodge rain drops!
So sorry to burst your bubble...but, I don't play games with people I care about. It's called being a grown-up. You should try it sometime.
Sarcasm isn't an option, it comes with the package. If you can't handle it, don't come near me
I am going to try to be in a good mood. It may work, or it may cause me to go crazy and attack the next person who stares at me wrong.
Some days I feel like the Queen of my Castle, and some days Cinderella. But piss me off, and I will immediately turn into the Wicked...
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