Funny Tweets! @DiaryOfHumors
What are you waiting for? Follow me for hilarious, funny, boring free tweets! Joined July 2012-
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“ There's no better feeling than going to bed at night & not having to set a damn alarm for tomorrow morning.”
“ That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look...”
HOW TO GAIN 5,OOO+ FOLLOWERS ? 1. FOLLOW @QuotingJokes 2. Follow me 3. Retweet this.”
“ I don’t have a dirty mind… I have a sexy imagination!”
“Mosquitoes should suck fat instead of blood.”
Girls are like chocolate: White and black, but no matter what they taste great~
“ Friend: OMG! A cockroach! Me: Dude, chill it's just a cockroach. *Roach opens wings* Me: RUN BITCH, RUN!”
:* Stupid conversations make sense when you're talking to someone special.”
That mood where you're just like: Fuck the fuck off, you annoying fucking fucker.”
"I'm going to bed" .. really means .. "I'm going to lie on my bed and be on my phone."
“I hate texting people first. I feel awkward, annoying and unwanted.”
“ RETWEET if you found ½ : ¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼½¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼ follow @OmgComedy for 700 followers now!!”
“ I used to be normal until I met those losers I now call my "BEST FRIENDS."”
“When the teacher writes a bunch of mathematical bullshit on the board and asks if there's any questions.. "Yeah, what the fuck is that?"”
“I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude. That’s your problem, not mine.”
“I use sarcasm instead of punching you in the face but don’t press your luck.”
“Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.”
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niel 😮💨 @taidaeniel50284
1 Followers 216 Following
SheComrade @SheComrade
65 Followers 2K Following Analytical amiable. 💭Interesting.🐾 Crazy😜. ❤️God. ❤️Family. ❤️Life
Thomas Riley @ThomasR69332712
18 Followers 79 Following i never thought i could ever love someone so much that it hurts until i meet this girl named tommi blair an from day one she has truly stolen my heart
Jessica Puodziunas @jessswhy
42 Followers 150 Following
kazadi777 ✨🌜✨ @RoofusR
234 Followers 839 Following Web3 Marketing • Advisor • Alpha Discord Closed | @Azuki ⛩️ • Affiliate @MEXC_Global • Founder @We_GoatDAO • 📩 DM for Business 🤝
Olutosin Kanoba @OlutosinS
61 Followers 149 Following
Bhushan Bendale @bbendale19
24 Followers 163 Following
doyle dunlap @DunlapDoyle1993
42 Followers 227 Following My name is Doyle I'm 20 years old just a small town boy in a small town world.
Thomas Pray @Ballard3210
58 Followers 521 Following Thomas -19- Melbourne, Florida http://t.co/YrZ6mVYzjM Eau Gallie, Florida http://t.co/YrZ6mVYzjM
MarleyBarbiee @kimball81512
121 Followers 571 Following
Hijab Ghaniyysa @Ghaniyysa
625 Followers 1K Following Now Open Order #HIJAB CORNER# Casual, Elegan Syar'i #Let's join us# Pin BB : 2678387C, [email protected], WA : 081289940960, Sms : 085695533544
Palesa Mbali Pule @Lezahh3_
55 Followers 125 Following I'm a young girl that's very crazy in a good way I'm a singer, actress, songwriter and dancer I love my late mother and family, and I'm chilled...lol
Chloe Cooper @ChloeCo41917722
119 Followers 965 Following
Anton @anton1111_anton
32 Followers 95 Following
Riley @rba1leyy
111 Followers 66 Following
Mustafa Lone @mustafalone18
15 Followers 123 Following
Madeline Lea Sherman @MadieLeaSherm
54 Followers 115 Following I'm weird,crazy!!!.... My life is all about VOLLEYBALL!!!!! Follow me I'll follow back
LadiiDavis~it's meh~ @SwaggaDavis324
29 Followers 69 Following i am onli me and none can change wad i am built of
Maylee @Maylee791350
8 Followers 105 Following
TiffanyNLarson @tiffanyL1975
8 Followers 1K Following
Victoria @love1D2014
43 Followers 674 Following
Octavia_Juss2Cute @octaviabrown53
131 Followers 413 Following Dnt need a Bio ... My Niqqa already knw wattxup .. I'm juss a bitch dat do me Dnt like ... then yhu can kick Rocc's `BITCH`
저에요 Carlalala�... @KozuMogu
152 Followers 1K Following All that you have to do, is be true to you That's all you ever need to know ✩✩ ✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩
Randomly Random™ @Randomness_TM
12 Followers 49 Following For your daily fix of all things random, click that little blue Follow button down there (: You know you want to ! ;) ✌
sibuyiselo ndlebe @sibuyiselon
35 Followers 327 Following Life is too short so put down the weapon and pick a BONG!!!!
bethany @bethanyla1
24 Followers 102 Following
madison cooper @madisonnleee
17 Followers 74 Following Names madison lee copper!Team flirt! Follow mee cuz i follow back;)
Victoria Lynn @torieasley99
10 Followers 68 Following Names Tori Im into bands...bands are my life...single...funny...I dont really know lol...umm dont like me I dont care...your problem not mine... :)
Erica Erlandsson @erlandssdon
43 Followers 192 Following
fatema velani @FatemaVelani
36 Followers 108 Following
Genevieve Aloba @GenAloba
22 Followers 204 Following
Nakya @Nakyababii
26 Followers 59 Following
Tessa Brech @soccerchic101
92 Followers 449 Following Ohana means family and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.
OneDirection Quotes @1D_quotations
7 Followers 41 Following Hey guyz!! I m gonna post many quotes which i made for my 1D and there song lyrics at times!! I will be very happy if u will FOLLOW me!!
beatriz directioner @Beatrizsaninha
23 Followers 95 Following
Drake_JoshHumor @Drake_JoshHumor
65 Followers 281 Following Bringing back quotes from the best show Dan Schneider has ever created that everybody watched and laughed thier ass off
Angel @angelg95d
264 Followers 716 Following And when it's dark out, no-ones around it keeps glowing...
Garrett Williams @GarrettWillia19
38 Followers 181 Following
LifeIsShortLiveIT @diesel8128
47 Followers 211 Following
Badri Muzamil @badri_muzamil
53 Followers 134 Following Hi im Badri Muzamil..I am 13 years old..Follow me :) I will follow back..studies at SMKBRP..
Chelsea Eads @mrs_eads11
5 Followers 36 Following
cactus🏴�... @Cactus0078
248 Followers 2K Following
NO FILTER ZONE @AltVaulz
874K Followers 78 Following Unfiltered mind, unedited life. Warning: may contain traces of reality. #NFZone
Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact
787K Followers 8 Following I'm a comedian, photographer, top tweeter, trend setter, viner and instagrammer. △▼△▼△▼△▼△▼△▼△▼△▼△
introvert @introvertsmemes
5.6M Followers 16 Following 😶 Somewhere between thoughts, memes and solitude.
Plug🤑 @LMAOorDie
168K Followers 148K Following Turn My Notification On ‼️Tweets On 🎯🎯 Plug For Everything 🔌💯💪🏾
cassie @Cassiesavanahhh
225K Followers 420 Following #TeamSongz #TreysAngels @treysongz Followed 02/14/12
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