🪲🦋🪆🪩 @DickCutterOffer

I like to keep my wits about me. I’m not about to let that loose. That’s why I don’t like shrooms anymore. I know what it’s like to lose it, but I’m not finna lose SHIT yet

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5 days ago

I was screaming Mary J. Blige “Be Without You” directly in someone’s ear.

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5 days ago

Went out with my coworker to some alias promoter’s birthday function and it was majorly smoked out, God bless.

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7 days ago

This man keeps calling everything tangible. 😭

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7 days ago

When men on Hinge exclusively send voice notes, you can’t tell if they’re actually illiterate. Not to mention their fav show is always Game of Thrones.

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a week ago

Hate when the fart rumbles up the puss.

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a week ago

@DJNahFR I love them for myself but I don’t want people to watch them lol. It’s like a little ass blooper reel

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a week ago

I turn my live photos off because don’t watch them.

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2 weeks ago

Reading the 48 Laws of Power while walking in public feels counterintuitive somehow. Like something in that book probably tells you why it’s a bad idea to do, but you haven’t gotten to that part yet.

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2 weeks ago

@Mr_ThomasJames When?

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2 weeks ago

Second person I’ve talked to in two years that has never heard of Erykah Badu.

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2 weeks ago

Right now is the first time I can genuinely remember feeling crossfaded.

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Then, last night, I saw Badu x Alchemist x De La Soul at Wolf Trap. I went by myself and brought a baguette, Brie, berries, and Red Bull. Three people sat by me and offered me a blanket to sit on, a blunt and a Cutwater. #community

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2 weeks ago

On Saturday I met my friend at karaoke to celebrate her birthday. Everyone’s a Virgo, you know. Highlight was Silk - Meeting in My Bedroom. Also, how you gonna sell “extra crispy” wings but the meat inside is mushy?

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2 weeks ago

On Wednesday I asked my coworker to go out Friday. We already went out on a recent Saturday. And he responded “You know I don’t go out”. So I responded “Wowsers” aka lol fuck you then.