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A few words sparing you from the thousand a terrible picture is worth. #DidNotPost All Over Your Internet Joined February 2013-
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A public toilet with a regular adult seat, and then a smaller kid seat attached to flip down where the lid would be. So useful. But still 🚽.
Phone pic of vague dot of light where Venus and Jupiter are, I swear. ✨
A badly white-balanced pic of the preschool bento box du jour.
I #DidNotPost me, holding such a case. 🍌
I #DidNotPost the pumpkin pancakes I made for breakfast, because then the bloggers win. 🎃
#DidNotPost a pretty breakfast of nectarine, avocado, and toast because it did not also picture "cold soy dog straight from package." #lies
@tringolo But if you were playing "Best out of 5" rules, you won.
Lesson 5; HLB Edition. MT @FatFluential Some stuff looks like vomit on a plate. THINK "does this actually look nice?" BEFORE posting!
#DidNotPost Lesson 4. Superpower: To look at any photo & tell why the person posted it. I am not alone; we see through you like a negative.
I bought a fancy chocolate bar with my new running shoes. I #DidNotPost not to ruin the ascetic aesthetic, but because no1curr.
Since we all agree I'm not going to the Olympics, the Smithsonian will not be interested in my 1st pair of running socks. Neither are you.
I #DidNotPost any photo of my kid that I don't want in the public domain. Asking nicely for people to "be cool" is not legal precedent.
One more photo of anything on the planet with an 1/8 of an inch depth of field. #DidNotPost
@tringolo That we'd almost have to see to believe.
A #DidNotPost Lesson (# 2?) from @profdork MT Took a pic of my ridiculously long poo that landed in the shape of a heart & DIDN'T tweet it.
I #DidNotPost a batch of pink cake mix cookies because I don't need your pity. Also, they're half gone.
@tringolo I hope you did USPS post them though! #DidNotPost #fancytaxes
Feet free. RT @zoestagg Liberally applied to pedicure, ensuring that I will never be able to get it off. Ever.
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