Directrix Gazer 🧭 @DirectrixGazer

Military Operations Researcher, aspiring Eucatastrophist Joined June 2023

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Directrix Gazer 🧭 @DirectrixGazer

5 hours ago

4 year old disassembles her sandwiches and then eats each component in order. I don't *think* her mom took much Tylenol while pregnant...

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LiorLefineder @lefineder

a day ago

Jokes from the "Philogelos", the oldest surviving joke book (dated 4th century AD).🧵

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Banished Kent @kentbanishearl

2 days ago

When your boss sends you a Teams message:

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Directrix Gazer 🧭 @DirectrixGazer

a day ago

The near total absence of good datasets on engagements of battalion scale or smaller, absolutely necessary in order to construct and validate non-garbage combat models, is as infuriating as it is understandable.

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𝖒𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖟𝖎 @michaelcurzi

2 days ago

Would Napoleon have liked 'ants on a log'? "No more perilous a perch than my men faced at the Berezina bridge," he might have said, turning to a window with a dampness in his eye. My heart would have broken then, where his already had

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Directrix Gazer 🧭 @DirectrixGazer

4 days ago

Why the heck is the passenger steamer in Anastasia a protected cruiser?!

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Directrix Gazer 🧭 @DirectrixGazer

6 days ago

I thought it was the Jetsons car "bleeble-bleeble-bleeble" noise.

owen cyclops @owenbroadcast

6 days ago

I thought it was the Jetsons car "bleeble-bleeble-bleeble" noise.

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Directrix Gazer 🧭 @DirectrixGazer

6 days ago

Battle cry of the 1st Erebor armored brigade: "Coaxials of the Dwarves! The Dwarves are upon you!"

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Mike Kupari 🚀💥 @RocketPulpHack

a week ago

In space opera, it's common to refer to whatever form of speculative faster-than-light transit as a "jump." This is tired. Consider these alternatives: -Bounce -Caper -Cavort -Flit -Curvet -Kangaroo -Romp -Prance -Saltate You're welcome.

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prerat @prerationalist

a week ago

Q: Why is OCR the most dangerous kind of AI research? A: Because the handwriting training data could lead to cursive self-improvement.

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Directrix Gazer 🧭 @DirectrixGazer

a week ago

The biggest, fuzziest bumblebee I've ever seen has daily been visiting the blossoms on our basil bushes in the herb garden. Seriously, I mistook it for a hummingbird at first. It's a flying pom-pom so big the stalks droop over when it lands. Fighting the urge to try and pet it.