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Stephen Miller: “This is the first time in American history that there is an all-of-government effort to dismantle left-wing terrorism, to dismantle Antifa…We are now going to use the entire force of the federal government to uproot these organizations root and branch.”
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Lindsey Halligan, the newly-installed US Attorney prosecuting James Comey at Trump's direction, is an insurance attorney and a Miss Colorado finalist. She has never prosecuted a case.
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Trump is firing comedians. That’s what happens in Russia and China. Cannot happen here.
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🚨 The Earth just tilted off its axis. Tucker Carlson is now calling out Trump’s own regime, accusing it of using Charlie Kirk’s assassination as a pretext to abolish the First Amendment, round up Americans, and Nazify the country. Yes. He said that. And he’s not wrong.
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This is UNBELIEVABLE. WATCH! House Republicans VOTE NO on a motion to subpoena the Epstein–Maxwell bank records. They CAMPAIGNED to #MAGA that they would release everything. They are BLOCKING EVERYTHING.
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Kimmel. Colbert. Suits against the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and 60 Minutes. Extorting settlements from CBS, ABC, and others. Blocking the AP's access to the White House. This administration is responsible for the most blatant attacks on the free press in…
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@atrupar “I think the governor of Minnesota is so whacked out. I’m not calling him. Why would I call him?” Trump told reporters on Air Force One. “The guy doesn’t have a clue. He’s a mess." That's what Trump said after the murders of Democrat politicians Mark and Melissa Hortman.
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Cox: There is a tremendous amount of disinformation we are tracking… bots from Russia and China all over the world that are trying to instill disinformation.. I would encourage you to ignore those
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@atrupar The War Threat is coming from the WH. Remember the Oath you took Senators? To protect America from all enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC? D O. S O M E T H I N G.
Wisdom now lost on the GOP.
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Musk’s Wealth 2012: $2 billion 2025: $436.3 billion Bezos’ Wealth 2012: $18.4 billion 2025: $244.2 billion Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2012: $17.5 billion 2025: $257.8 billion Federal Minimum Wage 2012: $7.25 2025: $7.25 It’s not the start of an oligarchy. — We’re in the thick of it.
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BREAKING: Mike Johnson just claimed that Trump “was an FBI informant” to help take down Jeffrey Epstein. If this is the case then Trump would be a hero after it’s all released in the Epstein Files. Release the files!
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General Milley Monday: On the same day Trump said "A lot of people are saying maybe we'd like a dictator," here's a reminder from General Mark Milley that "we don't take an oath to a wannabe dictator." The oath is to the Constitution. Share this widely.
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