Deuterated Doc Boc @DocBoctopus
Octopus Doctor San Antonio, TX Joined July 2016-
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today is #NationalGuacamoleDay do NOT feed guacamole to your parrots in celebration as avocados are extremely toxic to parrots.
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Have you watched Mary Poppins lately? Holy shit! It's Craaaazy. #womenssuffrage
"why do you keep cc'ing me on things that have nothing to do with me?" - Stanley Hudson, #spiritanimal
When I find myself eating peanut butter with added sugar and trans-fat, I know I've hit rock bottom.
Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye (by NSYNC) #MakeASongTitleLonger
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If it's women's day then it's also Dog Day!! #WomensEqualityDay
If it's women's day then it's also Dog Day!! #WomensEqualityDay
Is today Monday? Fuck. #mondaymotivation
"If your life was a waffle, you could eat your whole life" overheard in the lab
*impersonation of a Russian scientist* "I killed a man for this dye... That's why they call it dye"
"I guess you can't get stuff done if you're nice" "Maybe that's why successful people come off as dicks"
In lab "I just want to piss on Q7"
It's not you it's science #toomuchgnarformycar
These shoes are my everything. @ASICSamerica #toomuchgnarformycar
I'm so hungry I have to pee. #toomuchgnarformycar
@Beyonce I take his ass to Red Lobster. ;)
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connor ORR!!! @conn_orr
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855 Followers 849 Following The official twitter account for the Trinity University Student Athlete Advisory Committee. Keeping you informed with everything @trinityutigers
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Monday Punday @Monday_Punday
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