ᴚʎɐu @DocNotDoctor
when I was three I told my mom that I wanted to become a garbageman. I did not achieve my dreams. New Orleans, LA Joined December 2013-
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I have no greater joy in the world than laughing at first world problems being someone’s personal tragedy.
At the point of studying burnout that I just forgot the word for scissors and after a few seconds asked if anyone knew where the snippy snips were while making the finger snip motion with my hands. No one else is here.
Happy thanksgiving to everyone except people who already put their Christmas tree up.
Will I fight three Vietnam draft dodgers that describe people who got drafted as “idiots who are too dumb to get out of it” Stay tuned to find out.
Well a guy was stabbed outside my buddy’s apartment. What gave it away was a very Chappellesque scream of “ahhhh, ahhhh; I’ve been stabbed”
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Tennessee can’t lose now.
I play this fun game where when I’m sad I look at videos of my service dog so that I can ugly cry at my phone. 10/10 recommend.
I made too much curry and didn’t cook rice. My first world problem.
Watching The Thing with my buddy and his 11 year old son. It’s interesting to see abject horror from the outside.
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