Doc @DocSellsOut

https://t.co/9GN3Jykriu Joined January 2016

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Doc @DocSellsOut

3 years ago

YouTube counting 5 Mississippi seconds.

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3 years ago

I'm trying to put myself in Ethan's Crocs while he typed this. "Lemme just get in front of this, in case something terrible happens"

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3 years ago

I'm not ashamed to say I hold slight resentment against my wife for never having worked in a restaurant. @TheBearFX

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3 years ago

Twitter the last 5 days: How'd can solve world hunger for? 44 billbion? I got it free Twitter from the app stor3. @elonmusk ?

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4 years ago

I never understood the debate around the death penalty. What else are we supposed to do about the people who feed seagulls?

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4 years ago

.@Reddit why are the most downvoted comments hidden? Am I able to turn that feature off?

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4 years ago

Checking out wedding venues and I'm getting quotes for $15k for brunch. Last time I spent $15k for brunch was at Skull and Bones and we ate an actual human.

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ICE T @FINALLEVEL

4 years ago

Today’s one of those days… 🤡

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King Leer👀 @williamaytch

9 years ago

I dropped the ball years ago.

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Doc @DocSellsOut

4 years ago

I could watch a video of a dude in a green man suit peeing himself, and YouTube will be like "I know you want to see John Oliver next"

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Therapist: Would you say you felt more shame during the first time you had sex with her, or did you feel more shame the first time she saw you eat a chicken wing? Me: I shouldn't have put googly eyes on the toaster.

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4 years ago

I think I'm nicer to people who call the wrong number, than I am to my own friends and family.

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4 years ago

.@dominos was the decision to include uncooked onions on the buffalo chicken pizza considered a good idea?

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4 years ago

Is this thing still on? youtu.be/wpfY2CdibP4 via @YouTube

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jordan @JordanUhl

5 years ago

This really sucks. Sadly another example of parasitic enterprises sucking every last cent out of other peoples good ideas before nuking it. nytimes.com/2021/03/23/sty…