Please enjoy this batshit survey currently going out to LGBTQIA members of NHS England @NHSEngland , which will "contribute towards actions and strategy, not just for the network but for the organisation". Among other things, the survey asks for respondent's "current sex".
@NHSEngland Since you all seem to be enjoying it, here are some more priceless excerpts
@Docstockk @sarahloukelly68 @NHSEngland We have demoted to “other”
@Docstockk @NHSEngland Where's the missionary umbrella??
@Docstockk @NHSEngland This is Plato's form of absurdity.
@Docstockk @NHSEngland I think I need to lie down. The craziness is off the scale.
@Docstockk @NHSEngland Wait! What? No one who adds TQIA to LGB should be anywhere near the NHS. To practice medicine responsibly you need to believe in the scientific method. 🤯
@Docstockk @NHSEngland The 'paperless office' has denied people so much pleasure. Can you imagine the satisfaction of spending a whole afternoon ripping that into thousands of tiny pieces and filling your wastepaper bin... I might even stay on and miss my bus.
@Docstockk @NHSEngland So telling to me that they created a label for what many women feel — “demisexual.” How about we make what women feel the default sexuality and get a label for “like having sex without an emotional bond” which is more typical of men?