Deshawn McBaller @Domasticaters
Joined March 2011-
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"it sucks that everybody has dirty minds." ..."yeah, but I'd nobody had dirty minds it wouldn't be funny."
"so you can take LSD and be all... 'holy FUCK'... and be ok one time right?"
"shut up you asssucking cunts ass!"
"smoking semen might totally be ok"
"please notify a physician if you suffer from an erection lasting upwards of 4 hours." -veal is ad
Or you could be like Jeremy and be all "I graduated so fuck you all"
@Microsoft can go fuck itself for making its motherfucking shitty ass products.
he does that cause "he thinks jesus said blessed are the dicks, cause they will have more friends."
Dude, your dads breasts are gonna be like.... Mmmm
"Well that's the last time I let you draw genitals on someone's widow"
"I bet everyone used to sleep on couches, but then they invented beds for sex"
@abeariseatingme 'i like ecstasy'
"were big businessmen, with big business bags.... And big business boners."
Hi, I'm in a band called jewnig. Check out our hit single "concentration camp" from our album Cleanse. It's raw.
I'll screw you over, I'll screw you under.. I'm a multipurpose tool!
about to get my elbow pierced #sketchydoctor
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James Younger @jimiyounger
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