Hel (Dark) @DoomAndDelight

"Rude."

A darkside can dream.

Sees she is crazy. Enjoys this x.com/DoomAndDelight…

Hel (Dark) @DoomAndDelight

9 years ago

Dark side, "OF COURSE YOU DON'T!"

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Dark side, "OF COURSE YOU DON'T!"

Light side, "I don't get it..."

"For those of you slower folks out there...Head. It means head."

"Mead...right. Change one letter...and that has a whole different meaning. Probably both accurate." x.com/LionOfAsgard/s…

Shrugs her shoulders, "Meh, I got bored." Light, "She means she killed them all before lunch." Dark, "Damn snitch." Ever told on yourself? Yep, welcome to Hel's life. x.com/LionOfAsgard/s…

@TheHeroAndLion -shadier size, "/She/ isn't invited." Dark side's eye rolls, "Could you be anymore desperate?" Was she talking to him, or herself? Who knows.

Dark, "For now, the mutt has been neutered." Emphasis on the /for now/. Light, "His poor little boy bits..." Forces a shake of her head, before returning her thoughts to the Olympian champion, "Pajamas party! Without the pajamas." Points to her - x.com/TheHeroAndLion…

Hercules @TheHeroAndLion

9 years ago

“Fenrir is busy. I hear something about Odin keeping him chains, screaming at him. Nay, fair Hel, there is /nothing/ to take you away from the glory of a night with Hercules.” x.com/DoomAndDelight…

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"Aww, slavery, and to think that delightful trend was supposed to have ended. Good for you, hammer head." x.com/LionOfAsgard/s…

Dark, "Please, I'll send you to the spawn faster then you can say 'behind you' freak." Light, "No heals for you!" x.com/LiesToStories/…

Flexes a divine bicep for the sake of Hel's more /receptive/ side.

Half of Hel's face lights up, angelic against the opposite's satanic. Half sneer, half grin. Light, "That sounds magical~" A lingering sigh of attraction followed, well until she was so rudely cut off by—herself. Dark, "/Shut up/! I'd rather have my eyes chewed out by Fenrir." x.com/TheHeroAndLion…

Hercules @TheHeroAndLion

9 years ago

“Ha! Not quite. I watch them go first to make sure the victory is /worth/ my inevitably obtaining it. And you, fair Hel, may feel free to watch /me/ if an aphrodisiac is in order.” x.com/DoomAndDelight…

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Light side echoes like an aura around Hel's dark form, "Perhaps he is being chivalrous, letting the women swing first. It's sweet." Dark side retaliates, "I don't recall asking for /your/ input!" This bipolar life.

"He's become a bottom feeder, on par with a certain trickster I know. What's next, a gank from behind?"

In other words, the favored Hercules has fallen so low as to consume sloppy seconds. My, my, how things change. x.com/TheHeroAndLion…

Hercules @TheHeroAndLion

9 years ago

“Worry not, Avengers. For though you may assemble on mine glorious ass, your foes will still know the Might of Hercules—after they pummel thee.”

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As a representative of the Underworld, we would like to hard pass on this offer, and send the sluts to @TheDeceitful in the void. x.com/ValorOfWisdom/…