bE yOurseLf .. @DreamGulz
Hidup ...aDaLah indAh baGi orAng bEriman.AkhIrat diCintai oLeh orAng yG berTaQwa.merEkalah oranG yAng berbHagia. Joined May 2012-
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Setiap kali tengok jam dekat tangan. Mesti jari tangan genggam macam nak tumbuk orang kan?
Kredit habis → Pinjam phone mak/abah → Text Gf/Bf → "Jangan reply sini, reply kat num I" → RT jika anda pernah buat
TILL jannah konon. malam-malam pun masih kencing atas TILLam ada hati.
Dari kecil hingga besar sekarang, baru saya perasan yang Nobita tak pernah jadi tua.
Saya tak heran berapa banyak harta awak ada, atau betapa ensem muka awak. Saya minta satu benda ja. Tolong pimpin saya masuk ke syurga
Perempuan jumpa Zayn Malik, Justin Bieber dah ada yang menjerit, menangis bagai. Jumpa Nabi Yusuf a.s kalau. Mati terus mungkin.
*Dalam kelas* *Bunyi lagu phone* Cikgu: "Phone sapa bunyi tu?" *Semua pelajar diam* Cikgu "Lepas ni jumpa saya, saya nak lagu tu"
BF ajak tengok wayang → GF pakai bedak tebal → BF tunggu dekat wayang → GF ada belakang → BF pandang belakang → Kena histeria → Mati
Saya malu dengan apa yang saya tweet dan kemaluan saya sangat-sangat la besar.
*Mak mengandung* Saya: "Dalam perut tu ada apa mak?" Mak: "Ada adik kamu". Saya: "Mak ni kejam sampai makan adik!" Mak: "Bodoh punya anak"
Saya: "hmmm *batuk batuk* * buat duckface* tak sihat la ayah hmmm sakit mata :(" Ayah: "Hah tak payah! aku takkan bagi pun MC 5 hari"
Couple muda berpegang tangan peluk-pelukan haram. Tapi bila artis berlakon peluk-pelukan pegang tangan tak pa pula. Cari rezeki katanya
Gf: "I love you baby" Bf: "I love you more" Gf: "Harap kita hidup dan mati bersama" *Comolot then peluk* *PANG! kena sambar kilat mati*
Merajuk → Off phone → Tunggu 3 minit → On balik tak tahan lama sangat → Message masuk *seronok* → Maxis RM3.50 kena tolak → Bunuh diri
Perempuan kalau depan kawan memang tak layan lelaki sangat. Tapi kalau tak ada kawan dia, bukan main manja kecomelan dia terserlah
Lelaki tengok bola sepak sebab minat. Perempuan tengok bola sepak sebab ada lelaki ensem. Pondan tengok bola sepak sebab lelaki ada "BOLA"
Gf lari nak sweet → Bf kejar → Gf lari laju → Bf kejar lagi laju → Gf stop → Bf lari laju lompat sepak kepala Gf → Esok masuk Berita Harian
Hei sahabat! Taubat Itu Masih Belum Terlambat. ALLAH, sangat Pengasih dan Penyayang. Apakah manusia sudah lupa?
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