Drunk on the job @DrunkProfession
I drink because I hate my job. #LDR #PGP In my cubicle Joined December 2012-
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Lady I'm not sure if those are sweatpants or pajama pants, but nobody in this office believes for a second that they're dress pants.
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What the hell is "dynamic" supposed to mean in the context of a job description? Who writes this shit?
Job interview in the morning. I want this so bad!
My dream job would provide a standing desk. Definitely.
"Frisky" is not a sexy word. It's a cat word.
"Who's your New Years kiss?" isn't that good of a pickup line on January 11.
Just canceled the wedding venue I forgot I had reserved. That stings.
Do you want me to go the extra mile or do you want me to get in and out without racking up overtime? Cause I can't do both.
Getting excited about a job posting only to find "local candidates only" at the end <<<<<<
The way people criticize other people's parenting makes me never want to have kids.
I started wearing eyeliner in middle school and I'm pretty sure some of it is still hanging out under my eyes. This stuff never comes off.
Last day with the boy... I'm sad he's leaving but I'm excited to have my room all to myself again.
2013 is the year I finally land a job I love. Or else.
I'm a happy person as long as I don't think too much about my life or my future.
It's raining, it's pouring, the boy won't stop snoring. 😠
It's hard to stay motivated when there's no chance of a raise or promotion in my future. Some days it's all I can do to show up.
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