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America’s Most Trusted Military News 🇺🇸 Since 2012. “They’ve made a lot of fun of me and I’ve enjoyed every bit of it.”—Secretary of Defense Mattis linktr.ee/duffelblog Deployed Worldwide Joined March 2012-
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In a congressional hearing this week Dr. Anthony Fauci admitted that the Military Decision Making Process (MDMP), which has guided American troops’ planning efforts for decades, is not based on science. duffelblog.com/p/fauci-admits…
Pentagon insists US military will only interfere in foreign elections duffelblog.com/p/pentagon-ins…
ICYMI: New water-saving latrines just leave poop there forever duffelblog.com/p/new-water-sa…
Duffel Blog obtains top secret Russian military files duffelblog.com/p/duffel-blog-…
NEW: Fauci admits Military Decision Making Process not based on science duffelblog.com/p/fauci-admits…
In a groundbreaking move designed to conserve water and uphold its commitment to sustainability, the military has introduced its latest innovation in eco-friendly technology: water-saving latrines that simply leave your poop there. duffelblog.com/p/new-water-sa…
ICYMI: Navy introduces douchebag to admiral program duffelblog.com/p/navy-introdu…
Latrine artist hits creative block duffelblog.com/p/latrine-arti…
Fort Hood running out of gates to name after murdered soldiers duffelblog.com/p/fort-hood-ru…
NEW: New water-saving latrines just leave poop there forever duffelblog.com/p/new-water-sa…
The Navy has introduced a new initiative aimed at promoting more douchebag naval aviation officers to higher ranks. duffelblog.com/p/navy-introdu…
Veteran unsure where to tattoo 'project management professional' on body duffelblog.com/p/veteran-unsu…
Retiree just glad to stand around naked in base gym locker room again duffelblog.com/p/retiree-just…
Rear Admiral who F*cked Around Retires Without Finding Out duffelblog.com/p/rear-admiral…
NEW: Navy introduces douchebag to admiral program duffelblog.com/p/navy-introdu…
A new call center funded by multiple Hollywood production companies is starting to realize just how much veterans who have never deployed care about the details of military movies. duffelblog.com/p/hollywood-wi…
Taliban victory proves dental readiness a hoax duffelblog.com/p/taliban-vict…
Top Marine enlisted leader tells grunts in foxhole at least they're 'not in the Navy' duffelblog.com/p/corps-top-en…
USMC soldier wins Congressional Metal of Honor duffelblog.com/p/usmc-soldier…
NEW: Hollywood Complaint Center to eliminate inaccuracies in military and war movies duffelblog.com/p/hollywood-wi…
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We would invade, stay there for 20 years, and then leave all our interpreters behind while Congress fails to pass a bill to help our stranded allies
If another country targeted America with the single biggest drone attack in history how would we respond?
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