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If a Somali commits a crime in Minnesota he’s Somali but if he saves 20 kids on a runaway school bus he’s a Minnesota Man
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@sXeBets Honestly I'm mad when I don't get carded at the casino because they're supposed to card anyone who looks younger than *40.*
The hell kind of performance enhancer is this bum taking?! I can't imagine anything stronger than saline.
DE Montez Sweat has been suspended two games for violating the NFL’s PED policy. Sweat has recorded 2 sacks so far this season. #dabears #beardown #thesickpodcast @adamrank
*Packers run a positive play against the Bears* Greg Olsen: "Mike Ditka would love this." ...you played for this team, Greg. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
@SmileyYYC I was actually going through some old travel pictures last night and remembered those VIEWS from the freeway.
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@sXeBets That's a damn good point. I have no rebuttal.
White Sox fans who STILL can't keep the Cubs' names out of their mouths are why I don't fuck with fandoms the way I used to 20 years ago. If you like the same stuff I like, there's a pretty good chance I hate you. Unless I know you personally. (Then it's ~50/50)
@sXeBets Yankees fans would be dismayed to see any ire wasted on the Mets when it would be more useful toward the Red Sox. Likewise Dodgers fans re: the Angles.
@sXeBets It's only a rivalry because they share the same city. They'll only ever play games that matter during the World Series. And since you can count the times these two CENTURY-OLD teams have shared a postseason on one hand, I don't think that's a danger of happening any time soon.
@TFPWillEat He's somewhere in purgatory, smiling straight across at us.
As a White Sox fan I feel like I'm taking crazy pills and am disappointed in my peers. Will Venable is NOT a Manager of the Year and Chris Getz is NOT an Executive of the Year. You don't give people awards for THAT kind of September. Have higher standards for your teams!!!
I can't imagine myself in a focus group and being able to give more than five words of serious feedback on a fast food nugget. What can my McDonald's-loving ass say about Burger King's nuggets? "I don't like this trash because it doesn't taste like my preferred flavor of trash"?
Good morning! How is everyone? You're all looking lovely. Ready to attack midweek? Listen: straight male leftists have been BEGGING for an alternative to Sydney Sweeney for YEARS. Just one hot celebrity who doesn't treat having male admirers like having cancer. This is on y'all.
Please don't make me relive the Shane-Matthews-to-Marty-Booker years.
Who was the Best Wide Receiver on Your NFL team When you started watching them?💥
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As a proud millennial, one of the "real skills" we should have developed by now is a healthy skepticism of any industry that uses hard selling techniques (e.g. FOMO and fear of mortality) to pressure people into investing in things that don't necessarily serve them.
Millennials - we are a privileged bunch We got to experience social media after our frontal lobes were developed and before it was an INDUSTRY We get to now experience AI after we’ve acquired real skills and before we’re old and stuck in our ways Accelerate accordingly
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