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This Week's Onion Magazine:
Israel faced no consequences for this btw
Israelis printing plantable copies of Mein Kampf with an Arabic cover but making sure that the cover says "ADOLF HITLER" for the intended western audience
Israelis printing plantable copies of Mein Kampf with an Arabic cover but making sure that the cover says "ADOLF HITLER" for the intended western audience
@DesireeAmerica4 What sick fucks, he’s eating food they threw away each night. They don’t donate the food, they throw it away and because he took some over months after work for food, they watched him for months and set him up. Meier Corporate better step up it the publicity is going ferocious
NYT today vs the Onion
Hunter Biden just went off on the Democratic Party: "Fuck him and everybody around him... George Clooney is not a fucking an actor. He's a brand." "James Carville hasn't won a race in 40 fucking years." "David Axelrod had one success in his political life and that was Barack…
The use of “as” instead of “at” here is holding up entire worlds
The use of “as” instead of “at” here is holding up entire worlds
Republicans are celebrating the passage of the largest Medicaid cut in U.S. history to pay for the largest tax break for billionaires in American history. 51,000 Americans will die each year so that the top 1% can get a $1 trillion tax break. This bill is a death sentence.
So the U.S., a democracy, just attacked Iran without a vote or any input from Congress. Iran, an authoritarian regime, just held a debate and vote in parliament over whether to blockade the Strait of Hormuz.
This was Marine Sgt. Tyler Ziegel and his new wife in October 2006. Do they look like hapoy newlyweds? Look at his face, look at her face. She soon divorced him, not being able to deal with his disfigurement. Ziegel tried to make life work, but the VA failed him, paying…
Ted Cruz on Iran. Full interview tomorrow.
Gerry Connolly’s Wiki is brutal: “He died in office on May 21, 2025. The next day, House Republicans passed the One Big Beautiful Bill Act by a one-vote margin.”
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The same politicians that say flying a Mexican flag in LA is cause for deportation have an office like this
Considering Obama won a supermajority mandate while running on Hope & Change only to lean into the Citibank agenda, pass the Heritage Foundation healthcare plan and expand Dubya's wars, is there any other answer?
Considering Obama won a supermajority mandate while running on Hope & Change only to lean into the Citibank agenda, pass the Heritage Foundation healthcare plan and expand Dubya's wars, is there any other answer?
Meet the badass 72 year old woman patrolling our nation’s Southern Border.
wait actually americans try to label this map
wait actually americans try to label this map https://t.co/jyNwWJ4nTM
You can see when my engagement dropped off
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