him @Dylan_Roby

im broken Montana, USA Joined August 2011

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him @Dylan_Roby

2 years ago

A small tell I’ve noticed now that I’m married is the rubber wedding ring. If a guy works a job where his finger can be ripped off or worse because of a wedding ring he might be dangerous

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2 years ago

These people are beginning to forget that i will fuck them up. I like to get beat up more than I like to fight. I might be a dad soon but im still a dog. Stop playing with me

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him @Dylan_Roby

3 years ago

As per the usual it’s my job to say.. if you made an april fools joke post or text or whatever you’re a giant piece of shit.

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him @Dylan_Roby

3 years ago

The people on outlast are a bunch of fucking pussies 😂 all this incomparable circumstances is just a week in cold Montana hunting season

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him @Dylan_Roby

3 years ago

It’s not over until I win

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I currently have the girl I was in love with 10 years ago not only engaged to marry me but also pregnant with my child. A huge career opportunity starts in march. Life couldn’t be more sweet. There’s a disaster coming soon but I’m soaking every moment in right now.

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him @Dylan_Roby

3 years ago

One of my top 5 fears in life is having a son and he gets my dick genetics 😭🍤

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3 years ago

This the important stuff they don’t teach you in school.

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him @Dylan_Roby

3 years ago

Everybody get a shot but im a different caliber

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3 years ago

I wonder how hard it is for people to know im married to the queen and they can only aim for 2nd best…

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3 years ago

That’s why no one will remember your name

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marissa @marinara____

3 years ago

has it always been you?

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him @Dylan_Roby

3 years ago

I mean mentally and spiritually more than physically but it’s all the same

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him @Dylan_Roby

3 years ago

Had tell young fella at work today that if you surround yourself with weak ass people you have no choice to be weak. But if you surround yourself with strong ass people you have no choice but to be strong. I had forgotten that personally so maybe he was telling me.

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him @Dylan_Roby

3 years ago

Why are hotel tv ads always porn and allergy

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him @Dylan_Roby

3 years ago

I miss my wife 🥺

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him @Dylan_Roby

3 years ago

One time I got a new phone and posted a status on Facebook saying i lost all my numbers so to text me if people wanted me to have theirs.. Not only did I not have a new phone but my mom and sister were the only ones who texted me. Felt like I needed to get that off my chest