Dysfunctional Family Office @Dysfunction_RE

We run businesses and buy real estate. Sharing here is cheaper than therapy. My wife thinks I’m funny. Texas, USA Joined October 2022

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Ecom Matteo @Ecom_Matteo

13 hours ago

Our Net Profit Margin is very stable and high. How? Good systems & SOP's for the whole company. Like & Retweet to get our SOP (must be following)

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I scaled a brand from $67K/month, to $1.8M/month in 90 DAYS! The 4 key unlocks were: • Offer + funnel • Creatives • Media buying • Subscription I filmed a 25-min case study with ALL the data! I show EVERYTHING! Like + RT + comment “CASE” (must follow) & I’ll DM it.

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Mico Martinez @MicoMartinez

8 months ago

If I could only do ONE thing to skyrocket an ecom brand’s SEO revenue… I’d optimize their collection pages. I’ve compiled a 33-page guide showing exactly how we do it—and I’m giving it away for FREE today. RT & comment "607" & I’ll DM it to you. (Must be following)

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Mico Martinez @MicoMartinez

9 months ago

Get my free, 5 min daily newsletter. Used by 1,000+ people to be better SEOs: 607.media/newsletter/

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Dysfunctional Family Office @Dysfunction_RE

a year ago

Our current store sales psf is $1650. Our new location will have 3x the sales floor. I know it will not be the same. Also hoping it’s not 1/3 of current Any guesses? Will report back in the near future

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Dysfunctional Family Office @Dysfunction_RE

a year ago

I’m buying a business with a YTD stated P&L of -$162k. What would anyone do this?

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Dysfunctional Family Office @Dysfunction_RE

a year ago

You’ve never felt pain until you try to explain to the boomer generation that a P/L doesn’t show “money left in the bank account”

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Dysfunctional Family Office @Dysfunction_RE

2 years ago

I’m convinced you can buy a business and turn it around with one step… Have someone answer the phone within 3 rings

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Dysfunctional Family Office @Dysfunction_RE

2 years ago

Sold storage. Now long flex industrial. Less touch points. Similar construction and economics

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2 years ago

Thoughts on a business only having 5* reviews on Google?

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Dysfunctional Family Office @Dysfunction_RE

3 years ago

Shrinkflation Sucks as a consumer. Rocks as a producer. A lot fewer complaints when compared to a straight price increase to achieve same result. A lot of people didn’t even notice compared to a price increase in which 100% of people notice.

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Dysfunctional Family Office @Dysfunction_RE

3 years ago

If capital gains doubled, how would your plans change?

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Dysfunctional Family Office @Dysfunction_RE

3 years ago

Bad System > No System

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3 years ago

Anyone else had to explain/remind Daylight Savings Time to their VAs this morning?

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Dysfunctional Family Office @Dysfunction_RE

3 years ago

On top of what is already working, how many new ideas/ventures do you have cooking at once?

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Dysfunctional Family Office @Dysfunction_RE

3 years ago

Top Other Income Earners in our storage portfolio: -Late Fees -Protection Plan Commissions -Lock Cut Fees -Admin Fees These amount to thousands and thousands each month.