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Does Bravo hate women? Because how on earth has this entire season been about building a redemption ark for Sandoval after what he did, and Ariana gets the villain cut #PumpRules

We could have had the most awesome season of girl power — these women could have banned together and finally held these boys accountable. But Lala and Scheana completely blew it. Even James would have supported them…. #PumpRules

Jo doing the robot every time she is featured is freaking me out at this point. I don’t like it. #PumpRules

Lala really read the room wrong this season. Deciding to take aim at Ariana and Katie was a poor decision #PumpRules

It’s really sad that both of the Tom’s imploded their lives and ruined their best relationships because they just COULD. NOT. GROW. UP. Katie saying that Schwartz will one day realize she was the one that got away…. 😢 #PumpRules

I love that Sandoval would expect his ex to say anything other than he is an awful to her new boyfriend #PumpRules

Sandoval standing behind Ariana and her boyfriend #PumpRules

And to think Scheana was crying about wanting to rekindle this friendship at the start of the season… #PumpRules

When Sandoval is pushed up against a wall you can trust and believe he will look to WORM is way out by bringing out the history books #PumpRules

You know Sandoval was fully committed to those high notes too… #PumpRules

I think Sandoval crying to James about being collateral damage in his own affair is a different level of delusion that this world has never seen #PumpRules

OF COURSE Scheana’s response to the question about the status of her friendship with Ariana was “I wrote song about it” - let me guess, “we WERE good as gold…” #WWHL #PumpRules

I think Lala and Scheana need to move over to The Valley, it’s obvious that those two are working overtime to drum up drama to keep VPR going and it’s just not sticking. The drama is so inauthentic and coming for Ariana bc she is landing opportunities is old. #PumpRules

Lala is really putting in the hours right now to knock away at Ariana! Girl is showing up on every podcast and now she’s taking swipes at the FANS for “rewriting history”?! #PumpRules

Was it really necessary for Scheana to point out that all of the men in the group have “flirted” with her, SPECIFICALLY Sandoval? As Ariana is 5 feet away from her? She’s weirding me out this season… #PumpRules

Sandoval CHOSE to cheat for several months. It was a choice. This “concern” and “care” he had for Ariana was really him buying time to concoct a plan to emerge from cheating on his long term girlfriend as the victim. But we’re currently watching his redemption tour... #PumpRules

The fact that producers are allowing this BS portrayal that Sandoval is (trying) to act out that he was regularly berated and essentially pushed to cheat on Ariana is truly remarkable. Was the plan really to give this guy the poor-sad-pity edit? #PumpRules

Lala and James talking about letting go and finding “inner peace” after multiple seasons of leading two of the most chaotic lives in the history of reality TV. Oh, OK. #PumpRules

This season is bizarre. How on earth did we arrive at this group clutching their pearls every time Ariana holds her ground with her ex (who carried out an affair for SEVERAL months). This is the most dysfunctional group of “adults” - fly away and be free Ariana #PumpRules

No one needed to see Tom’s breathing healing orgasm whatever the F that was scene. I will be scrubbing my eyes for a week and hoping they never do any flashbacks of that weird crap #PumpRules